12 tons of KitKat bars stolen in chocolaty heist in Europe, Nestle says
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nestle-kitkat-shipment-heist-stolen-europe/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab7e&linkId=924195450
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12 tons of KitKat bars stolen in chocolaty heist in Europe, Nestle says
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nestle-kitkat-shipment-heist-stolen-europe/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab7e&linkId=924195450
Posted by Unusual-State1827
44 Comments
Fuck Nestlé
Nestle? Oh no, anyway.
Nothing good anyway…
Are kit kats actually still chocolate or are they the brown palm oil paste that looks vaguely like chocolate?
And nothing of value was lost….
The insurance refuses to compensate as nothing of value was stolen. /s
Good. Nestle are assholes anyway.
KitKat-burgular.. It had to be said🫡
And nothing was lost.
Oh man imagine the sugar rush while boosting this
Idiots who can’t tell what’s actually good.
r/FuckNestle
Good thing they said ‘chocolaty’ – wouldn’t want to confuse if with the real deal.
Nestlé deserves to be ground up and used as fertiliser for a better world.
BREAKing news
”chocolate”
People are stealing garbage now?
Obligatory fuck Nestlé
Oh no, not my super unhealthy processed sugar!
Have a break-in, have a KitKat
Whoever did this should be behind bars
Sugar rush.
that was me
Somebody is planning on going a bit mad on easter Sunday.
Police are apparently questioning Gunter Funhog, the 700 pound man that smells like chocolate and hazelnuts who guards the KitKat factory
Check for finger prints..
Oh no! Anyway…
Calling a KitKat bar chocolate is the actual crime.
I assume they gave it all back when they realised it was Nestlé.
Good. Nestle is a global water hoarding evil corporation
When they catch the perpetrators, they’ll go a wafer a long time.
>”We’ve always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat,” a spokesperson told AFP, referring to its famous catchphrase. “But it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tons of our chocolate.”
We really need a very serious heist movie about stealing tonnes of KitKats.
Insurance scam? Nestle has been in the news lately for being such a bad company. And the owner/CEO said humans have do not have a right to water. Water is a commodity. Crap ingredients even in their water. So maybe they were stuck with candy bars they couldn’t sell
Now at 45 grams per bar (standard in Canada), this equals 266,666 bars. Also equals 61.3 million calories. A bar can last 9-12 months in a pantry, and up to 2 years in a freezer.
To maximize the number of bars eaten before they are past their “best before date”, you’d need to eat 365 bars a day.
In doing this, and at 230 calories per bar, you’d be consuming 84,018 calories per day.
“Somewhere in Europe between Italy and Poland”
Ah
Looks like someone caught a break…..
Wtf do you do with 12 tons of stolen chocolate?
Somebody really likes KitKat
I hate nestle but people saying kit Kat’s are horrible are actually compromised.
KitKats are great
That’s a middle twist
>The company said the stolen truck had left a factory in central Italy and was making its way to Poland when it was stolen,
In case anyone would like it a little bit more precise than “Europe”.
> “We’ve always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat,” a spokesperson told AFP, referring to its famous catchphrase. “But it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tons of our chocolate.”
Robber, send me a couple of KitKat Chunky. Thank you.
Nestlé is an evil company.
Don’t ever give them your money.
/r/fucknestle