“There are 18 Starship spacecraft in various stages of construction arrayed across the 1-million-sq.-ft floor of the [SpaceX](https://time.com/collections/time100-companies-2025/7289655/spacex/) factory in Starbase, Texas. Some of them are, for now, just stainless-steel barrels measuring nearly 30 ft. across. Others have already been assembled and outfitted with their tapered nosecones, and are ready to be stacked atop a first-stage booster, taking final shape as SpaceX’s 40-story Starship rockets.Â
Eleven uncrewed Starships have been launched since 2023, some successfully, some not, each of them producing a staggering 16.7 million lb. of thrust from its 33 first-stage engines—more than double the ground-shaking power of the Apollo-era Saturn V. [On a recent Friday in February](https://time.com/article/2026/03/26/spacex-gwynne-shotwell-full-interview/), none of that violence was in evidence, as work proceeded in the gleaming white factory. Some of the welding is done robotically, but mostly these are hand-built—artisanal rockets. “
Heroinfluenzer on
Yeah let’s just put AI on the moon and leave it there
CucumberBoy00 on
What’s the point of statements like this. We already had AI on the moon. Can these leaders not rise above these vapid statements.Â
Reading the article same Bollix AI Satellites what are you talking about
NESpahtenJosh on
Here’s a better idea. How bout we launch AI in to the fucking sun?Â
slappydooda on
“We just recently gave a request for FCC licensing for up to a million AI satellites, I’m surprised that didn’t get more news.”
It didnt get more news because its fucking stupid and you guys make shit up so frequently that the threshold of newsworthiness has increased to compensate for your gaslighting.
You’re going to launch a million “mini satellites” that require solar arrays the size of a house roof and a radiator the size of a tennis court. And won’t be repairable because they’re in fucking space. And also you guys NEVER explode stuff all the time and totally won’t create an orbiting cloud satellite shrapnel.Â
Involution88 on
Well something is going to have to explore the lava tubes.
AI should be well suited to the task. Caving is difficult and dangerous even under ideal conditions. Conditions aren’t ideal on the moon.
liljacob1 on
So all the problems of having datacenters in space but with the added benefit of not always having solar(unless you build on the poles I suppose) and intrinsically not having the ability to put radiators on at least one side (unless they plan on using the moon itself as a heat sink but I doubt that is gonna work). Have they lost their mind? And don’t even get me started on the increased launch costs or lunar dust or a myriad of problems I’m probably not even considering right now because I’m drunk in a bar while typing this.
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“There are 18 Starship spacecraft in various stages of construction arrayed across the 1-million-sq.-ft floor of the [SpaceX](https://time.com/collections/time100-companies-2025/7289655/spacex/) factory in Starbase, Texas. Some of them are, for now, just stainless-steel barrels measuring nearly 30 ft. across. Others have already been assembled and outfitted with their tapered nosecones, and are ready to be stacked atop a first-stage booster, taking final shape as SpaceX’s 40-story Starship rockets.Â
Eleven uncrewed Starships have been launched since 2023, some successfully, some not, each of them producing a staggering 16.7 million lb. of thrust from its 33 first-stage engines—more than double the ground-shaking power of the Apollo-era Saturn V. [On a recent Friday in February](https://time.com/article/2026/03/26/spacex-gwynne-shotwell-full-interview/), none of that violence was in evidence, as work proceeded in the gleaming white factory. Some of the welding is done robotically, but mostly these are hand-built—artisanal rockets. “
Yeah let’s just put AI on the moon and leave it there
What’s the point of statements like this. We already had AI on the moon. Can these leaders not rise above these vapid statements.Â
Reading the article same Bollix AI Satellites what are you talking about
Here’s a better idea. How bout we launch AI in to the fucking sun?Â
“We just recently gave a request for FCC licensing for up to a million AI satellites, I’m surprised that didn’t get more news.”
It didnt get more news because its fucking stupid and you guys make shit up so frequently that the threshold of newsworthiness has increased to compensate for your gaslighting.
You’re going to launch a million “mini satellites” that require solar arrays the size of a house roof and a radiator the size of a tennis court. And won’t be repairable because they’re in fucking space. And also you guys NEVER explode stuff all the time and totally won’t create an orbiting cloud satellite shrapnel.Â
Well something is going to have to explore the lava tubes.
AI should be well suited to the task. Caving is difficult and dangerous even under ideal conditions. Conditions aren’t ideal on the moon.
So all the problems of having datacenters in space but with the added benefit of not always having solar(unless you build on the poles I suppose) and intrinsically not having the ability to put radiators on at least one side (unless they plan on using the moon itself as a heat sink but I doubt that is gonna work). Have they lost their mind? And don’t even get me started on the increased launch costs or lunar dust or a myriad of problems I’m probably not even considering right now because I’m drunk in a bar while typing this.