Fatkuh on April 1, 2026 4:20 pm Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature, An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature; Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses. I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations, A singular development of cat communications That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection. A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents; You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance. And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion, It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion. O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array. And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
Trollercoaster101 on April 1, 2026 4:37 pm Is this a sample out of the sex appeal distribution dataset?
GavinStrict on April 1, 2026 4:46 pm “Dah-ta, look at this.” “’Day-ta” “What?” “My name. It is pronounced ‘Day-ta.” “Oh?” “You called me “Dah-ta” “What’s the difference?” “One is my name. The other is not.”
OreoSpeedwaggon on April 1, 2026 4:47 pm I beg to differ: https://preview.redd.it/ql1sleeqylsg1.png?width=774&format=png&auto=webp&s=b7961f4d5990ac4d2496762fa5d94ebcd5faee30
eru_dite on April 1, 2026 4:57 pm Anyone else remember the post years ago that only allowed all responses to be “Data?” Anyone who posted otherwise had their comment taken down.
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Great Spot
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
Ah, some good old reddit lore.
Is this a sample out of the sex appeal distribution dataset?
“Dah-ta, look at this.”
“’Day-ta”
“What?”
“My name. It is pronounced ‘Day-ta.”
“Oh?”
“You called me “Dah-ta”
“What’s the difference?”
“One is my name. The other is not.”
I beg to differ:
https://preview.redd.it/ql1sleeqylsg1.png?width=774&format=png&auto=webp&s=b7961f4d5990ac4d2496762fa5d94ebcd5faee30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkVKjKOoacc
Anyone else remember the post years ago that only allowed all responses to be “Data?” Anyone who posted otherwise had their comment taken down.