If the naqadriah in the gate explodes, it would take out half the planet.
FrothyEspresso on
Hope they purchased adequate insurance!
d1stor7ed on
There’s a data enter being built near by that nobody local wants. It’s going to be used for nuclear weapon research. Destroy it and become a local folk hero.
HopelessBearsFan on
Oh no, poor Oracle and OpenAI 😢
VicenteOlisipo on
Be the change you want to see in the world
AsinineAntimony312 on
Oh my gosh, they should really think of the people! Although I think if they did that it might lead to them following through even harder 🤔Â
stonktraders on
Watching OpenAI bombed by Iranian missiles wasn’t in my 2026 bucket list but I will allow it
Craneteam on
Don’t threaten me with a good time
mikeysof on
NOOOOOOOO. If they bomb the AI data centre there won’t be anything left to instruct the President of the United States what to do.
justahdewd on
Seems strange to build something that needs to be kept cool in a hot place.
PeterThorFischer on
Maybe the Iranian regime isn’t that bad after all
mist_kaefer on
Looks like Larry Ellison won’t be able to buy that third mega yacht for his kids.
WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF HIS CHILDREN!
VidProphet123 on
I dare you to do it Iran!!!!!
Please?
formallyhuman on
You won’t bomb it, Iran.
You don’t have the cajones.
Chick chick chickens!
I dare you. I double dare you!
SlapThatAce on
If they bomb Stargate, will the people be trapped on the other side, or are there other options?
One-Feedback678 on
This war is kind of funny in that Iran are feeding off Western discontent.
Targetting AI makes sense as it’s a legitimate military target but it’s also such a huge publicity win because people hate these data centres. The US and Israel are bombing schools while Iran hit AI…
wokeinthepark7 on
Gosh these guys wont be able to buy their 3rd yacht, have mercy!
iVirus_ on
if this happens then AI bubble will burst!! because that plant was developed with a whooping 30b$ budget
Saneless on
Trump being the catalyst to destroy AI wasn’t on my list at all
NoBullet on
Yachts & prayers
HarlanCedeno on
“All those fake cat videos will be lost in time, like tears in rain.”
Kind-Philosopher5077 on
Better than a school or hospital.
NTC-Santa on
Do it please it will be fucking funny
agent674253 on
‘Stargate Datacenter’ 🤣
Ok buddy, sure. ‘Stargate’. God our country is a joke.
“I want to create a new company, what should I call it? Oh, I love that evil all seeing eye from Lord of the Rings, Palantir! And it says the quiet part out loud, we gonna be spyin’!”
3waychilli on
What a terribly heavy price the World is having to pay, just to protect the Trump Epstien File defendents.
EZPZLemonWheezy on
Somebody better tell COL Jack O’Neil that someone is threatening the stargate.
pcurve on
I guess companies won’t be investing in data center in the middle east going forward.
Steinarthor on
Honestly I don’t care. As long as nobody gets hurt. These datacenters are a fucking plague.
Forward_Cheesecake72 on
Oh my whatever will happen to the slop creator
360_face_palm on
If I’m the UAE/Kuwait/Qatar right now I’m thinking that being a US ally is very much not worth it anymore.
jetpack_operation on
It’s kind of wild that the tech billionaire class shows zero loyalty to Americans and we’re immediately supposed to feel bad when their shit gets blown up in other countries. Iran doesn’t need to reach American soil, they can just fuck up the tech infrastructure built up in their region.
I don’t know a single person who takes some sort of national or civic pride in our tech industry that has worked so hard to turn us all into serfs.
MidLifeCrysis75 on
But I was told we bombed them back to the Stone Age. How is this possible?????
🙄
Torodong on
Have Iran got a Gofundme? I’ll can do $50 towards a drone so long as they just do the AI. Anyone else in?
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If the naqadriah in the gate explodes, it would take out half the planet.
Hope they purchased adequate insurance!
There’s a data enter being built near by that nobody local wants. It’s going to be used for nuclear weapon research. Destroy it and become a local folk hero.
Oh no, poor Oracle and OpenAI 😢
Be the change you want to see in the world
Oh my gosh, they should really think of the people! Although I think if they did that it might lead to them following through even harder 🤔Â
Watching OpenAI bombed by Iranian missiles wasn’t in my 2026 bucket list but I will allow it
Don’t threaten me with a good time
NOOOOOOOO. If they bomb the AI data centre there won’t be anything left to instruct the President of the United States what to do.
Seems strange to build something that needs to be kept cool in a hot place.
Maybe the Iranian regime isn’t that bad after all
Looks like Larry Ellison won’t be able to buy that third mega yacht for his kids.
WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF HIS CHILDREN!
I dare you to do it Iran!!!!!
Please?
You won’t bomb it, Iran.
You don’t have the cajones.
Chick chick chickens!
I dare you. I double dare you!
If they bomb Stargate, will the people be trapped on the other side, or are there other options?
This war is kind of funny in that Iran are feeding off Western discontent.
Targetting AI makes sense as it’s a legitimate military target but it’s also such a huge publicity win because people hate these data centres. The US and Israel are bombing schools while Iran hit AI…
Gosh these guys wont be able to buy their 3rd yacht, have mercy!
if this happens then AI bubble will burst!! because that plant was developed with a whooping 30b$ budget
Trump being the catalyst to destroy AI wasn’t on my list at all
Yachts & prayers
“All those fake cat videos will be lost in time, like tears in rain.”
Better than a school or hospital.
Do it please it will be fucking funny
‘Stargate Datacenter’ 🤣
Ok buddy, sure. ‘Stargate’. God our country is a joke.
“I want to create a new company, what should I call it? Oh, I love that evil all seeing eye from Lord of the Rings, Palantir! And it says the quiet part out loud, we gonna be spyin’!”
What a terribly heavy price the World is having to pay, just to protect the Trump Epstien File defendents.
Somebody better tell COL Jack O’Neil that someone is threatening the stargate.
I guess companies won’t be investing in data center in the middle east going forward.
Honestly I don’t care. As long as nobody gets hurt. These datacenters are a fucking plague.
Oh my whatever will happen to the slop creator
If I’m the UAE/Kuwait/Qatar right now I’m thinking that being a US ally is very much not worth it anymore.
It’s kind of wild that the tech billionaire class shows zero loyalty to Americans and we’re immediately supposed to feel bad when their shit gets blown up in other countries. Iran doesn’t need to reach American soil, they can just fuck up the tech infrastructure built up in their region.
I don’t know a single person who takes some sort of national or civic pride in our tech industry that has worked so hard to turn us all into serfs.
But I was told we bombed them back to the Stone Age. How is this possible?????
🙄
Have Iran got a Gofundme? I’ll can do $50 towards a drone so long as they just do the AI. Anyone else in?