And on Sunday, we will get stock manipulation news.
Sharktopotopus_Prime on
Yes. We know you’re a failure, JD.
accushot865 on
“We’ve tried nothing, and have run out of ideas”
Individual_Door_3251 on
Another article was saying they’ll continue on Sunday. Wtf?
cmgr33n3 on
What? JD Vance couldn’t accomplish anything?
PanamGotMeOiledUp on
I’m surprised they didn’t just massacre them right in that room before leaving, it’s the kinda thing I expect from America these days.
lordshola on
Just for some perspective…. The previous deal with Iran under the Obama administration took about 3 years to make.
Pepsiman34 on
Was there any thank yous?
Orposer on
They spend one day talking and that is it. What morons.
UnstableMabel on
This was never a serious ceasefire. Just a way to buy time. We’ve sent too many resources there and we’re yolked to a sociopathic country who needs us to die for them while they don’t lift a finger
One_Handed_Typing on
For all the talk of deal making, the Trump administration sure sucks shit at making any deals.
Why are they so bad at playing all the cards I keep hearing they have?
PorgCT on
Art of the deal!
birdie_Sea on
Concepts of a deal are in the works. Expect this to drop before markets open Monday
Tsakax on
BREAKING NEWS ISLAMABAD IS REPORTING THAT EVERY COUCH STORE IN THE AREA IS SOLD OUT.
pat_the_catdad on
Iran: “JD, if you call Donald *right now* and he answers the phone while at UFC — we have a deal.”
Vance: 😐
Reddit0sername on
Gave peace a full day. Better call it in.
GuyFromYr2095 on
Trump said they already won bigly. Why do they even need to beg and negotiate with the losing side? Just pack up and leave the middle east after such tremendous success.
HARRYSH0ULDERS on
“Hard work made us quit.”
peanut-britle-latte on
Bro, it was one day. What the fuck.
Jihyo_Park on
Operation Epic Flop.
doolpicate on
Delegation: Vance, Kushner, Witkoff.
With these fellows, this outcome was guaranteed. None of them have any experience in statecraft other than couch humping or brokering realestate.
Weasels, frankly.
Sir_BugsAlot on
Did you try tarrifs? Did you use all your cards?
VegasRoy on
If Iran really wants to troll Trump, they should ask for Obama to be at the negotiations
Superest22 on
Ahahahaha ffs.
Gotta laugh otherwise you’d probably cry.
Sure everyone is getting rich though.
Master_Megalomaniac on
I am amazed he couldn’t get a deal reached. Who knew he was bad at this?
LukeD1992 on
Probably showed up with a list of demands instead of actually attempting to negotiate something that would work for all parties. All they know is how to bully others into giving in to their terms
Jurodan on
It’s been *a day.* I had marathon gaming sessions longer than these talks!
Fun_Pass2431 on
US after obtaining the 10 point Iranian ceasefire plan in a picture book form, have realized it is not in their favour.
Newfie-1 on
Why is it so important for Iran to have nuclear weapons 🤔
Hans_Delbruck on
Didn’t Iran already agree once before not to build nukes and Trump tore that agreement up?
FeistyTie5281 on
USA starts a war, talks a lot of shit, then turtles when other countries won’t bail them out. Again
USA fails again. Unless the goal was to destroy the US and world economy and hand financial leadership to China.
bluehawk232 on
He said one of America’s demands was absolute assurance Iran wouldn’t develop nukes. It’s like buddy, the leader you assassinated had a fatwa in place against nuclear weapons
Rayfabolous on
I also decided to leave the Ferrari dealership after failing to a reach a deal to exchange a 1999 Toyota Camry for the F80
digidave1 on
Oh my God, no wayyyy
Zefixius on
Surprising really, as Trump has already won the war so many times by now. The new leadership even thanked him and begged him for a deal.
rja49 on
After one meeting? Doesn’t sound like much of a negotiation, more like Iran didn’t agree to all of US demands.
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What happens now?
And on Sunday, we will get stock manipulation news.
Yes. We know you’re a failure, JD.
“We’ve tried nothing, and have run out of ideas”
Another article was saying they’ll continue on Sunday. Wtf?
What? JD Vance couldn’t accomplish anything?
I’m surprised they didn’t just massacre them right in that room before leaving, it’s the kinda thing I expect from America these days.
Just for some perspective…. The previous deal with Iran under the Obama administration took about 3 years to make.
Was there any thank yous?
They spend one day talking and that is it. What morons.
This was never a serious ceasefire. Just a way to buy time. We’ve sent too many resources there and we’re yolked to a sociopathic country who needs us to die for them while they don’t lift a finger
For all the talk of deal making, the Trump administration sure sucks shit at making any deals.
Why are they so bad at playing all the cards I keep hearing they have?
Art of the deal!
Concepts of a deal are in the works. Expect this to drop before markets open Monday
BREAKING NEWS ISLAMABAD IS REPORTING THAT EVERY COUCH STORE IN THE AREA IS SOLD OUT.
Iran: “JD, if you call Donald *right now* and he answers the phone while at UFC — we have a deal.”
Vance: 😐
Gave peace a full day. Better call it in.
Trump said they already won bigly. Why do they even need to beg and negotiate with the losing side? Just pack up and leave the middle east after such tremendous success.
“Hard work made us quit.”
Bro, it was one day. What the fuck.
Operation Epic Flop.
Delegation: Vance, Kushner, Witkoff.
With these fellows, this outcome was guaranteed. None of them have any experience in statecraft other than couch humping or brokering realestate.
Weasels, frankly.
Did you try tarrifs? Did you use all your cards?
If Iran really wants to troll Trump, they should ask for Obama to be at the negotiations
Ahahahaha ffs.
Gotta laugh otherwise you’d probably cry.
Sure everyone is getting rich though.
I am amazed he couldn’t get a deal reached. Who knew he was bad at this?
Probably showed up with a list of demands instead of actually attempting to negotiate something that would work for all parties. All they know is how to bully others into giving in to their terms
It’s been *a day.* I had marathon gaming sessions longer than these talks!
US after obtaining the 10 point Iranian ceasefire plan in a picture book form, have realized it is not in their favour.
Why is it so important for Iran to have nuclear weapons 🤔
Didn’t Iran already agree once before not to build nukes and Trump tore that agreement up?
USA starts a war, talks a lot of shit, then turtles when other countries won’t bail them out. Again
USA fails again. Unless the goal was to destroy the US and world economy and hand financial leadership to China.
He said one of America’s demands was absolute assurance Iran wouldn’t develop nukes. It’s like buddy, the leader you assassinated had a fatwa in place against nuclear weapons
I also decided to leave the Ferrari dealership after failing to a reach a deal to exchange a 1999 Toyota Camry for the F80
Oh my God, no wayyyy
Surprising really, as Trump has already won the war so many times by now. The new leadership even thanked him and begged him for a deal.
After one meeting? Doesn’t sound like much of a negotiation, more like Iran didn’t agree to all of US demands.