I like the part where Ezekiel says “Say WHAT again motherfucker! Cuz if you say it, I will cast your ass into the deepest, darkest, dankest part of Hell you could ever imagine!”
SpokaneSmash on
That was before Jesus finished his residency program at the hospital, right?
Able_Contribution407 on
And Trump’s favourite Bible passage is the one where two pilgrims discuss the differing names of McDonald’s burgers.
Haselrig on
My favorite is when Jesus stabs the giant needle into that girl’s chest.
DaddieTang on
Genesis 1:1 – In the beginning God created the heavens and the dead N-word storage.
Friendly_Shopping286 on
They call it a Royale with cheese – Tarantino 25:10
ChadScav on
Well, ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been looking at the timeline here and if they start saying water is bad and Brando good, we might be in Idiocracy
upfromashes on
I like the parable of the gourmet coffee.
eeyore134 on
I prefer the old testament where they discussed the Madonna being a fuck machine that was reminded of what it was like to be a virgin.
GreyBeardEng on
I like the scene where Joseph stabs Mary, mother of Jesus, in the heart with the holy epipen while at Cains house cause she overdosed on gold, frankincense, and myrrh.
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I like the part of the Bible where they bring out the Gimp.
[Jesus rising and leaving the tomb](https://imgur.com/confused-travolta-transparent-gif-version-qhMbkGi)
This is some funny dystopia.
You can get a steak Daddio
I like the part where Ezekiel says “Say WHAT again motherfucker! Cuz if you say it, I will cast your ass into the deepest, darkest, dankest part of Hell you could ever imagine!”
That was before Jesus finished his residency program at the hospital, right?
And Trump’s favourite Bible passage is the one where two pilgrims discuss the differing names of McDonald’s burgers.
My favorite is when Jesus stabs the giant needle into that girl’s chest.
Genesis 1:1 – In the beginning God created the heavens and the dead N-word storage.
They call it a Royale with cheese – Tarantino 25:10
Well, ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been looking at the timeline here and if they start saying water is bad and Brando good, we might be in Idiocracy
I like the parable of the gourmet coffee.
I prefer the old testament where they discussed the Madonna being a fuck machine that was reminded of what it was like to be a virgin.
I like the scene where Joseph stabs Mary, mother of Jesus, in the heart with the holy epipen while at Cains house cause she overdosed on gold, frankincense, and myrrh.