The line

I was very impressed with myself to have the head of Apple calling to “kiss my ass.”

steals the whole cake factory.

Posted by timerski

27 Comments

  1. Fun facts- Tim Cook bribed the orange felon/rapist with millions of dollars and removed the ICE tracking app from the Apple store. Tim Cook is a vile anit-American traitor just like the monster in teh White House

  2. 00notmyrealname00 on

    Yo. What a fucking moron. It never ceases to amaze me how dumb this douchebag is when I read his posts. I just can’t fathom that any of his supporters read this and go “yep, that’s the thoughts of a clearly lucid and logical thinker!”

    Fucking unbelievable.

  3. Ebscriptwalker on

    Is this not exactly what corruption looks like? Didn’t he just openly admit to corruption?

  4. wabashcanonball on

    Tim Apple flattered the orange guy and fawned over him, and the orange guy believed he was needed, but it was all a game.

  5. ravenousld3341 on

    Of all the things that didn’t happen, this was one of them.

    However, if Tim was so incompetent that he had to call Donnie for advice…. That would mean being Apple’s CEO is so easy a fucking idiot could do it.

  6. Deep_Stick8786 on

    That is the most unselfaware way to tell the whole world you are very easy to get favors from

  7. Dr_Sigmund_Fried on

    Self aggrandizing, narcissistic, shallow, kid raping, shit stain…

    Did I miss anything?

  8. I have no ability to discern what is real from what is satire and made up.

    It reads like a fake post made up for the sake of parody, but something tells me its real.

    This shit really needs to stop.

  9. Dense_Surround3071 on

    “Tim Apple (Cook!)”

    The way he doubles down on his own stupid mistakes to make it seem like it was TOTALLY intentional. 🥹

  10. borderlineidiot on

    WTF did I just read?! Is he asking Tim Apple to pay him millions in consulting fees?

  11. WidgetWarrior on

    That the President of the United States, in an official communication, uses the words “kiss my ass”…is indicative of how far we have slid. May God help us all.