He would if he could, but you know, bone spurs. It’s hereditary. 🙁
necro316 on
Wouldnt he just be a liability to his comrades?
Maybe-Youre-A-Flambe on
He ain’t got time to bleed Jess!
Inner-Kale-2020 on
Pretty sure the military already has enough PR liabilities…they’re not exactly running a reality show casting call.
Lonely_Noyaaa on
Ventura actually served in Vietnam and lost friends in combat. When he says a war isn’t justified unless you’re willing to send your own kids, he’s speaking from experience, not just talking points. That’s why his words hit harder than the usual political noise.
augenwiehimmel on
Be honest – which branch would take him?
Wide_Countera on
lowkey telling someone else’s kid to enlist is wild energy
atticusfinch1973 on
His mommy would never let her precious little snookums have to get dirty.
BarackObamaIsScrdOMe on
The Body unsurprisingly has equally based opinions on war and steel cage matches.
sopedound on
Everytime they see someone say this they laugh.
etxipcli on
Barrons like a hero in Warcraft. They need to focus energy or something before he joins the battle.
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He would if he could, but you know, bone spurs. It’s hereditary. 🙁
Wouldnt he just be a liability to his comrades?
He ain’t got time to bleed Jess!
Pretty sure the military already has enough PR liabilities…they’re not exactly running a reality show casting call.
Ventura actually served in Vietnam and lost friends in combat. When he says a war isn’t justified unless you’re willing to send your own kids, he’s speaking from experience, not just talking points. That’s why his words hit harder than the usual political noise.
Be honest – which branch would take him?
lowkey telling someone else’s kid to enlist is wild energy
His mommy would never let her precious little snookums have to get dirty.
The Body unsurprisingly has equally based opinions on war and steel cage matches.
Everytime they see someone say this they laugh.
Barrons like a hero in Warcraft. They need to focus energy or something before he joins the battle.
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He won’t the entire family are massive pussies
No bolos
He would be the fastest 5-star general ever.
What does it matter even if he did? You would think a corrupt organization would shelter him and then just use his as a “real American hero”?
Wow, epic burn there Jesse. That’ll show ’em.
Hey Jessie don’t forget about Kai Trump, Trump’s golfing, shopping granddaughter. Let’s get her enlisted too.
A stick him on the from lines lol….so Trump finally has some skin in the War
They’d rather be caught looking like shit than grab the shit shovel themselves.