Palantir employees make Philip Morris employees look like they’re running soup kitchens.
Pleasant-Orange6817 on
It was already implied by the name Palantir.
thepeopleshero on
It’s crazy that someone could be smart enough to work there… and not know they are the baddies.
Exelbirth on
Yes, you are that bad guys. You are literally doing things the badguys in shows and movies are depicted doing.
Knighth77 on
I jumped into the swimming pool and started to wonder if I’m wet.
spikedkushiel on
Not if you sabotage these dip sticks. Then you’re a hero.
agha0013 on
Just starting?
the company was bad from the get go.
LuckyHearing1118 on
Plantir and the Thiel clan is as evil as it gets
SuperSecretAgentMan on
Don’t worry, they’ll be replaced by fresh college grads who haven’t been infected with empathy yet. Rinse, repeat.
l_i_s on
Starting?
luxtabula on
You’re literally named after the object the bad guy uses in lotr, and now you’re wondering?
OGBeege on
Spoiler: Hell yes you are evil as it gets.
Desperate-Till-9228 on
“Tech bros again discover something totally obvious to everyone else”
Beneficial_Soup3699 on
Dear Palantir employees, if you can listen to your CEO speak without arriving at that conclusion on your own, your brain is broken. That’s not an insult it’s just biology. Seek therapy.
nerdystoner25 on
#STARTING??
R9D11 on
Google had a motto “Don’t be Evil”‘ which they changed to “Do the right thing” in 2015,which can easily be interpreted as do the right thing for the company line and stoke holders.
tabrizzi on
As the saying goes, if they have to ask, then then are are.
have_you_eaten_yeti on
Well, you named your *internet* company after fantasy corrupted communication equipment, like wtf is everyone supposed to think? Was “Eye of Sauron” already trademarked, or what?
eugene20 on
Mass and invasive surveillance like theirs is antithetical to the spirit of the US constitution (4th amendment), the founders just didn’t manage to predict something like it could be possible.
Patara on
Do they not know what the company is named after?
Earthpig_Johnson on
Fool of a Took!
mabus42 on
From everybody else on this entire planet. Palantir ***ARE*** the bad guys.
Busy10 on
They sold their morals for a high paycheck.
m15otw on
I literally turned down a Palantir recruiter in the early 2010s because “what your company is doing is evil and I don’t want to contribute to it”. The recruiter’s voice dropped and they actually stopped trying to sell it, lol.
packingtown on
There is zero defense for still working there after what the leaders have divulged publicly about themselves and their vision of the future. Nobody that works there is a person with no other options. They’re all top talent, have security clearances and more and would be very sought after. So yes, they are ALL the baddies.
Whatever801 on
Is it that they’re a defense contractor with a political manifesto trying to bring about an untra militarized surveillance state?
PatchyWhiskers on
There’s an infinite supply of alt-right tech bros to staff the company
dabhard22 on
You are for now but there’s hope, some of you employees have access we couldn’t dream of. Sabotage it, shut it all down from the inside. They’re gonna boot you when they figure out how to replace you with the systems you helped create.
JeebusChristBalls on
I think if you are going to post an article behind a paywall, the polite thing would be to copy it into the comments.
steepleton on
Oh the company that helped bomb those schoolgirls?
Well yes, probably very much the bad guys
Squeegee on
The short answer is “yes”. The long answer is also “yes”.
Themodsarecuntz on
We named our company after a corrupt magical device that allows you to spy on people.
Are we the bad guys?
You are the fucking enemy.
TheGloryBe_throwaway on
No shit. Eat shit.
RizeAbuvIt on
Did leopards eat their face?
Illustrious_Act_3488 on
Yes, anyone and everyone who works for Palantir is a bad guy or person.
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The answer is yes.
Uruk-hai gaining sentience
Palantir employees make Philip Morris employees look like they’re running soup kitchens.
It was already implied by the name Palantir.
It’s crazy that someone could be smart enough to work there… and not know they are the baddies.
Yes, you are that bad guys. You are literally doing things the badguys in shows and movies are depicted doing.
I jumped into the swimming pool and started to wonder if I’m wet.
Not if you sabotage these dip sticks. Then you’re a hero.
Just starting?
the company was bad from the get go.
Plantir and the Thiel clan is as evil as it gets
Don’t worry, they’ll be replaced by fresh college grads who haven’t been infected with empathy yet. Rinse, repeat.
Starting?
You’re literally named after the object the bad guy uses in lotr, and now you’re wondering?
Spoiler: Hell yes you are evil as it gets.
“Tech bros again discover something totally obvious to everyone else”
Dear Palantir employees, if you can listen to your CEO speak without arriving at that conclusion on your own, your brain is broken. That’s not an insult it’s just biology. Seek therapy.
#STARTING??
Google had a motto “Don’t be Evil”‘ which they changed to “Do the right thing” in 2015,which can easily be interpreted as do the right thing for the company line and stoke holders.
As the saying goes, if they have to ask, then then are are.
Well, you named your *internet* company after fantasy corrupted communication equipment, like wtf is everyone supposed to think? Was “Eye of Sauron” already trademarked, or what?
Mass and invasive surveillance like theirs is antithetical to the spirit of the US constitution (4th amendment), the founders just didn’t manage to predict something like it could be possible.
Do they not know what the company is named after?
Fool of a Took!
From everybody else on this entire planet. Palantir ***ARE*** the bad guys.
They sold their morals for a high paycheck.
I literally turned down a Palantir recruiter in the early 2010s because “what your company is doing is evil and I don’t want to contribute to it”. The recruiter’s voice dropped and they actually stopped trying to sell it, lol.
There is zero defense for still working there after what the leaders have divulged publicly about themselves and their vision of the future. Nobody that works there is a person with no other options. They’re all top talent, have security clearances and more and would be very sought after. So yes, they are ALL the baddies.
Is it that they’re a defense contractor with a political manifesto trying to bring about an untra militarized surveillance state?
There’s an infinite supply of alt-right tech bros to staff the company
You are for now but there’s hope, some of you employees have access we couldn’t dream of. Sabotage it, shut it all down from the inside. They’re gonna boot you when they figure out how to replace you with the systems you helped create.
I think if you are going to post an article behind a paywall, the polite thing would be to copy it into the comments.
Oh the company that helped bomb those schoolgirls?
Well yes, probably very much the bad guys
The short answer is “yes”. The long answer is also “yes”.
We named our company after a corrupt magical device that allows you to spy on people.
Are we the bad guys?
You are the fucking enemy.
No shit. Eat shit.
Did leopards eat their face?
Yes, anyone and everyone who works for Palantir is a bad guy or person.
Queue “are we the baddies” meme
[Are we the baddies?](https://youtu.be/ToKcmnrE5oY?si=V7h2Kqri2Jd2NJ-u)
Paid minions of the Evil Villains wonder if they are the bad guys
They should form a support group with Meta folks.
No need to wonder. You are.
Yes, you are
How has it taken this long
Just to make it clear. Yes, all your folks work for Palantir are the bad guys. So fucking bad.
Let me help. Yes, you are.
They absolutely are.
No amount of money is worth being a traitor to the people.