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    1. Ok-Addition1264 on

      His brain is fucking mush and he, of course, is going to massively fuck up on this china trip.

      Trump fucks everything up.

    2. NeverLookBothWays on

      >or as **they** say in politics, FAKE NEWS!

      Pretty sure that’s a **you** thing Donnie.

    3. Trump called him Tim Apple, he’s Tim Apple now. This is how the Trump administration works

    4. RDDT_ADMNS_R_BOTS on

      It’s so weird to me that people on the right worship these parasites.

    5. Za_Lords_Guard on

      What is funny is the odds are not zero that he actually shook hands with the pilot who happened to be an Asian looking fella in a dark jacket and assumed it was Jensen.

      In fact with his track record about lying about pointless things, it might actually be more likely.

    6. ianbattlesrobots on

      I, for one, can’t wait for this to not be mentioned on what passes for the news nowadays.

      Imagine if the previous President had written this.

    7. Strict-Square456 on

      Wasn’t that long ago Elon was making a fuss over Epstein files and now going on a trip together. Lol
      Maybe hes trying to keep those far superior BYD EVs out of US. I heard they can get a full charge in 5 minutes!

    8. _your_land_lord_ on

      Super cool how he just says the opposite and we go along with it. These aren’t oligarchs! Ok guess they aren’t. This isn’t a war! Ok then. These are NICE agents! Cool, very cool, and very legal.

    9. He is scum for so many reasons, but I will never forgive him for co-opting the phrase Fake News to draw attention away from Russia’s interference in our elections and use it to instead undermine legitimate news sources.

    10. Plaid_Piper on

      What horrible fucking grift necessitates this many oligarchs on one plane?

    11. He was not invited, but I’m bringing him anyway; therefore, he’s not not invited.

    12. Feisty_System_4751 on

      Look at that list of CEOs. Meanwhile the Iran War Negotiation team is Kushner (his son in law) and Witkoff (his real estate buddy).

    13. SeeingEyeDug on

      This reads like someone in Trump’s orbit that still has brain cells wrote this but wrote it in Trump-speak. A lot of it seems too well crafted with properly spelled company names in parentheses.

    14. Dependent_Tune_1333 on

      The President of the United States of America, in addition to being a pedophile, is a fucking idiot.

    15. The great country of China. CI and extraordinary leader.

      A year ago it was China bad. China unfair trade. 6 years ago it was China bad. China make flu.
      Now he’s on a plane with great capitalist fascists and support oh dear great leader of great and bountiful communist China.

    16. All on one plane? I cant help but to think of that plane was lost, nothing would really change – the corporations would just chug along after the initial shock. Therefore, these people are not worth their net worth.

    17. Two ways of looking at those guest ceo’s and billionaires.

      Either its a group of powerful men trying to enrich themselves more while working country-country deals.
      Or, it’s an obscene amount of the very worst late stage capitalism and runaway greed from those ceo’s.
      Or maybe, both…

    18. RoyalMaidsForLife on

      I’ll happily deadname him as Tim Cook going forward. Tim Cook was someone who worked his ass off, dealing with everything that came his way as a young gay man in 1960-70s Alabama and earned his way into the position of CEO of one of the biggest companies on earth.

      Even after a particular orange moron denigrated him by calling him “Tim Apple”, he happily bent the knee and gave this fat loser a few million dollars and some gold plated trinkets, selling his soul and any respect a lot of people had for his former self for what… to continue being embarrassed as “Tim Apple” in the media by a fat old demented pedophile crook?