IMO, the conspiracy is far too complicated for an evil conspiracy of… a 5 minute longer route that you can clearly see has a better option on the map *that you are looking at*.
Olbas_Oil on
Has she anything better to be doing, christ 😂😂
WraithsOnWings2023 on
Love this. Would have liked to see her time on the other route with the BPM step system to verify the methodology but still great stuff.
Staying-Aliver on
100% we have a Google maps person in our estate, he is solely responsible for any road updates!
candianconsolemaster on
It’s because there is nowhere to cross the road safely until you go up that far, if you start from the Park avenue side of the road it will take you up it and say like 15-17 minutes.
caisdara on
Sandymount really is class.
Fluffy-Republic8610 on
She raises a valid point but it’s not a proof of what she claims until she has ruled out Google maps having a issue with inefficient walking route suggestions elsewhere.
And the chance that an Irish dev is let near the operational maps to input things like, dont route walkers through this road is very low. And the people who drive the Google cars for maps don’t get paid enough to live on that road. I just don’t think anyone would bother.
getoffmyroof on
Waze
CT0292 on
I wish I could keep people from walking up my road.
Tons of shady characters from the next estate over come up my road because it’s a shortcut to the SuperValu.
But they’re not using their phones to map their route. It’s instinctive. They slap on their heavy, black, North Face coats. Make their way up my road. And go stand outside of SuperValu with a Lucozade and make dirty faces at the people walking in.
Like birds coming home to roost in one cluster. These scobie teens come to stand outside the shop and intimidate every mother with a buggy, every bald older man, every innocent civilian who dares to glance at their knock off coats.
ruthemook on
She’s brilliant. More from her please. Additional praise for the nerdy research into pace and bpm specific tracks. That’s some proper deep cover shit.
Fartistotle on
She’ll be on the Blindboy podcast next week.
Lanky_Giraffe on
It’s almost certainly because google maps has a really bad habit of sending you on ridiculous walking diversions because their database of crossing locations is dogshit.
Far more egregious just around the corner from this is the main ucd entrance where google maps absolutely shits the bed if you try to go anywhere on the other side of the stillorgan road
Downtown_Bit_9339 on
Imagine having the time in life to do this “test”.
bill_klondike on
Alt explanation: there are more businesses sponsoring ads on the suggested route.
simondoyle1988 on
Phoenix park they have done it also
caoimhin64 on
This seems like a conspiracy, until you realise that it’s simply that Google Maps doesn’t want you to cross the road anywhere but a pedestrian crossing.
They need to be cognisant for example of blind people, or children who use their voice directions, who should never be directed to cross a road away from a marked crossing point. (ie: the red arrow below.) If you start on the other side of the road, it recommends the shortest route.
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Fascinating. No really, it is. Its either a glitch or something weirdo “techie” playing with us. Maybe somebody can enlighten us
This is top tier journalism
Oh look, google maps readjusted her root after she took it, conspiracy false,
Try this in your own town or city. Its rampant on Google maps, not just d4
That reminds me of that experiment an artist did, carried a trolley full of phones on a busy road.
Google interpreted it as a traffic jam, so there he is on an empty road… With his trolley of phones
https://preview.redd.it/w603yil5dc1h1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=187c822858371a43faa681c7c7151116ce46a805
Haha this is gas.
IMO, the conspiracy is far too complicated for an evil conspiracy of… a 5 minute longer route that you can clearly see has a better option on the map *that you are looking at*.
Has she anything better to be doing, christ 😂😂
Love this. Would have liked to see her time on the other route with the BPM step system to verify the methodology but still great stuff.
100% we have a Google maps person in our estate, he is solely responsible for any road updates!
It’s because there is nowhere to cross the road safely until you go up that far, if you start from the Park avenue side of the road it will take you up it and say like 15-17 minutes.
Sandymount really is class.
She raises a valid point but it’s not a proof of what she claims until she has ruled out Google maps having a issue with inefficient walking route suggestions elsewhere.
And the chance that an Irish dev is let near the operational maps to input things like, dont route walkers through this road is very low. And the people who drive the Google cars for maps don’t get paid enough to live on that road. I just don’t think anyone would bother.
Waze
I wish I could keep people from walking up my road.
Tons of shady characters from the next estate over come up my road because it’s a shortcut to the SuperValu.
But they’re not using their phones to map their route. It’s instinctive. They slap on their heavy, black, North Face coats. Make their way up my road. And go stand outside of SuperValu with a Lucozade and make dirty faces at the people walking in.
Like birds coming home to roost in one cluster. These scobie teens come to stand outside the shop and intimidate every mother with a buggy, every bald older man, every innocent civilian who dares to glance at their knock off coats.
She’s brilliant. More from her please. Additional praise for the nerdy research into pace and bpm specific tracks. That’s some proper deep cover shit.
She’ll be on the Blindboy podcast next week.
It’s almost certainly because google maps has a really bad habit of sending you on ridiculous walking diversions because their database of crossing locations is dogshit.
Far more egregious just around the corner from this is the main ucd entrance where google maps absolutely shits the bed if you try to go anywhere on the other side of the stillorgan road
Imagine having the time in life to do this “test”.
Alt explanation: there are more businesses sponsoring ads on the suggested route.
Phoenix park they have done it also
This seems like a conspiracy, until you realise that it’s simply that Google Maps doesn’t want you to cross the road anywhere but a pedestrian crossing.
They need to be cognisant for example of blind people, or children who use their voice directions, who should never be directed to cross a road away from a marked crossing point. (ie: the red arrow below.) If you start on the other side of the road, it recommends the shortest route.
It just so happens to be in a nice area.
https://preview.redd.it/sfgqwcijlc1h1.png?width=1879&format=png&auto=webp&s=42d6c9258a0edde3979242a150c4a50b80c02d96
Why….would you need a map for that…