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    1. kirdnehnaj243 on

      Donald Trump (79): “This is Obamas and Bidens decline. Not Trumps. Presidents wanted a ballroom for more than 250 years. Nobody was able to build it. Only me. The question is: Shall I gold the windows? You can’t paint them gold. There is no color that looks like gold. They are searching for it since more than 3,000 years. I predicted that Barack Hussein Obama would knock out the World Trade Center. I predicted it one year before he actually did it. I wrote it in my book. I wrote 50 books. Beautiful books. Powerful books. All bestsellers. Think of that. No other president has ever written a book. Only me. Putin and Xi had no respect for crooked Joe Biden and phony Kamala. They respect me a lot. A lot. We are working on something really great. I can’t tell you now. But, China will handover Iran to us. We will transform Iran into Texas of the Middle East. Norway is gonna pay for the transformation. It’s gonna be huge. People in Greenland, they love me. They call me ‘President of Greenland’. That’s nice. Obama and Biden lost the war in Vietnam. 18 years no victory. It’s a disgrace. They should be in jail. I would have won the war in Vietnam within 1 week. Probably faster. I won 15 wars in 14 days. No other president has ever won a war. Only me. Obama received the Nobel peace prize for nothing. People are saying to me, please, please, please, Mr President, please accept the Nobel peace prize. I don’t know, if I will accept it. Probably not. Maybe I will. We will see. One year ago, our country was dead. Now, we are the hottest country anywhere in the world. The hottest. Stock markets are at one all-time high after another. Inflation went down. Below zero. Unemployment went down. Below zero. Tariffs are pouring every day more than 50 trillion dollars into our country. Tremendous numbers. Numbers, nobody ever thought of being possible. Nobody has ever achieved that. Only me. Our country is winning again. We are winning bigly. We are winning like never before. You may even get tired of winning. The golden age of America has started. Thank you for your attention to this important matter. President DJT”

    2. Xi: “Behold, my glorious nation! God’s mistake! Look at the glistening fat rolls of this stupid imperialist dog and his fucked up little clown-show!”

      Trump: “I bet he’s talking about Biden…”

    3. This visit and the one where he kissed Putins ass will be remembered as the visible marking points of the end of US world leadership. No other president would have allowed the Chinese president to be this disrespectful. I think most leaders of much less powerful nations would have reacted much stronger

    4. When you fly 7,000 miles and still believe Biden was able to shit your diaper.

    5. Dude used the present tense and Porkenfuhrer von Shitzinpantz tries to pin it back to Biden.

      If he wasn’t such an incredible jackass, I’d feel sorry him.

      Good thing he’s such an incredible jackass.

    6. Well, yes, a society that undervalues and under spends on science and education does tend to decline. All hail our oligarchs!!!