Xi agrees to negotiate with putin and netanyahu over ownership of trump satire
Posted by Ok-Today-8101
Xi agrees to negotiate with putin and netanyahu over ownership of trump satire
Posted by Ok-Today-8101
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The winner is whoever can give him the most medals and parades.
Because “Trump” is a bitch
You better believe he sent some girls to do the golden showers for him. He’s going to high five Putin and tell him thanks for the tip.
Six months from now there’s going to be a lot of angry texts about who was late for pick-up because like other old dogs, Trump dribbles on the carpet.
THIS IS TOTALLY FAKE NEWS. Putin might give up Trump to get in tighter with Xi, but there is no way in Jewish hell that Netanyahu would ever give up his attack dog..
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Probably will all end up with a joint custody agreement.
Touché and checkmate. lol
Why does he always look so…strange?
Xi owns Putin
Putin ..he is my biatch…I saw him first
I can already hear the conversation, “I don’t want him, you take him” “no I had him last week, he shit on my new white chair”
I heard Xi won’t help around the White House at all! Never changes little Donnie’s diaper, or cleans him up when he spits up. He’s just in it for the money. Shameful.
* not satire
Silly Xi, whomever talks to Trump most recently wins.