Why is it every time Trump is in office we get plagues?
Twenty7B_6 on
I’m just hoping one of them is RFK jr.
WeakBlueberry5071 on
Now let’s go home and fly domestic for a couple weeks because it’s the American thing to do.
DateMasamusubi on
Those medical flights probably being prepped. I remember last time, minus all the drama, all the work that goes into prepping the planes and crew.
_UnconsciousObserver on
Good thing we no longer have a functioning surgeon general or CDC.
/s
Candid_Cat_5921 on
Everybody is panicking over Hantavirus when the WHO says there is no reason to worry. Then there is this Ebola outbreak that the WHO has rated the same danger level as they rated Covid, and it’s not making the front page rounds. Ebola is far scarier. It wasn’t that long ago the world narrowly avoided an Ebola pandemic.
Maoleficent on
Secretary Beef Jerky and Dr Oz Coffee Bean have everything under control. Fly back to America without being monitored.
Then book a cruise or go to waterparks.
Pxlfreaky on
Well shit. Hurry and get them back here. They have bars, restaurants and family gatherings to attend to!
KindToSpiteTheCruel on
Fucksake.
peppercorns666 on
this President seems to encourage pestilence
Anxious_Fish_7995 on
Seems like the US had a group in place, a type of task force, that would handle these types of things to make sure it didn’t turn into a global disaster. Who knows? Maybe I’m misrembering something.
Anyway, make sure you lick the handle at the gas pump while you max out your credit card to get to work tomorrow. Pedophiles need your tax dollars.
Tr0llzor on
Ok now THIS I worry about
outoftownMD on
Just as Congo soccer players and their fans are about to come to North America at the biggest potential super spreader event. Let’s go World Cup.
UselessInsight on
Not to worry everyone. Brainworm McGee is on the case and says Ebola can be cured with ivermectin and methylene blue.
boxersnbuckeyes on
They’re not on their way back right?
Varorson on
I have vague memories of when something like this happened under the Obama administration. They quarantined the individuals and no outbreak happened. It was handled very well. Despite this, Trump lambasted Obama for a “terrible job” in allowing *any* American to get Ebola or something along those lines.
Kind of curious to see how this ends up. Will Trump -snk- manage to -snk- do a better job than Obama? XD HAHA No, no. I’m counting the days to another pandemic like Covid. I just don’t think any cruise petri dish outbreak will be it since those are a dime a dozen.
Atomic_Thomas89 on
2026, the year that just keeps on giving!
Wadarkhu on
Extend their holidays.
Honestly, maybe it would be a good thing if each country had a “resort” owned and operated by them just to hold citizens who get deadly viruses there. They can go on holiday and hopefully not cry that their human right of being able to infect everyone else by immediately getting a flight is being infringed on, and we hopefully get to contain viruses.
ChildoftheApocolypse on
I remember this episode..
whiterice_343 on
Leave them there fuck all that
wuckfork on
I can’t tell you how hard it was to get people to keep their masks on in the ambulance during Covid. If Ebola ever becomes a thing your front line workers will be dead before the rest of you all.
imlostintransition on
Some addtional information:
>At least one individual with symptoms may need to be medically evacuated, according to two individuals familiar with the Trump administration’s Ebola response who spoke on the condition of anonymity to share internal discussions.
>The Americans, including a family with children, have been working for a nonprofit in the outbreak area in Congo’s eastern region, the people said Sunday.
Well treat them over there in the Congo. No need to fly those mfs back home.
mantissa2604 on
Put em on a plane baby!
Low-Finding-3414 on
>Three of the Americans faced a high-risk contact or exposure, the sources said, and one was symptomatic
Obi_Wan_Benobi on
If anybody wants to shit themselves in fear about this then just read The Hot Zone.
Son_of_Mothra on
One of the worst possible ways to die
happy_dad857 on
Oh ffs!! Not with Trump in office!! God, please not again!! Why must we have a moron in charge when these things happen?!
ChipsAhoy2022 on
The person who has added a heart ❤️ on this is mentally sick and should seek psychiatric help
DigBogGoWoof on
I recently finished reading “Pandemic” by A.G. Riddle right before news of this outbreak came about. It’s a great read, but given the state of the world hits a little too close to home.
*** Spoiler alert ***
In the book – a vaccine for this strain of Ebola, which took the lives of tens of millions – was engineered and available. Problem being, it was only released to countries who bent the knee and relinquished power to the “new world order”. This was a plan created by the power-hungry-techno-billionaires (i.e. Epstein class) to consolidate governmental power and control the world once and for all.
Anywho. It’s a great book but fuck, Ebola under normal circumstances is terrifying. Under current circumstances? Fiction might end up becoming non-fiction real quick.
ccheshy on
Coming to a movie theatre, public transportation and a supermarket near you.
FragrantExcitement on
They should get on a cruise ship back to isa.
PonasSumushtinis on
Right before soccer world championship in U.S. You can’t make this shit up, timing is perfect.
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Why is it every time Trump is in office we get plagues?
I’m just hoping one of them is RFK jr.
Now let’s go home and fly domestic for a couple weeks because it’s the American thing to do.
Those medical flights probably being prepped. I remember last time, minus all the drama, all the work that goes into prepping the planes and crew.
Good thing we no longer have a functioning surgeon general or CDC.
/s
Everybody is panicking over Hantavirus when the WHO says there is no reason to worry. Then there is this Ebola outbreak that the WHO has rated the same danger level as they rated Covid, and it’s not making the front page rounds. Ebola is far scarier. It wasn’t that long ago the world narrowly avoided an Ebola pandemic.
Secretary Beef Jerky and Dr Oz Coffee Bean have everything under control. Fly back to America without being monitored.
Then book a cruise or go to waterparks.
Well shit. Hurry and get them back here. They have bars, restaurants and family gatherings to attend to!
Fucksake.
this President seems to encourage pestilence
Seems like the US had a group in place, a type of task force, that would handle these types of things to make sure it didn’t turn into a global disaster. Who knows? Maybe I’m misrembering something.
Anyway, make sure you lick the handle at the gas pump while you max out your credit card to get to work tomorrow. Pedophiles need your tax dollars.
Ok now THIS I worry about
Just as Congo soccer players and their fans are about to come to North America at the biggest potential super spreader event. Let’s go World Cup.
Not to worry everyone. Brainworm McGee is on the case and says Ebola can be cured with ivermectin and methylene blue.
They’re not on their way back right?
I have vague memories of when something like this happened under the Obama administration. They quarantined the individuals and no outbreak happened. It was handled very well. Despite this, Trump lambasted Obama for a “terrible job” in allowing *any* American to get Ebola or something along those lines.
Kind of curious to see how this ends up. Will Trump -snk- manage to -snk- do a better job than Obama? XD HAHA No, no. I’m counting the days to another pandemic like Covid. I just don’t think any cruise petri dish outbreak will be it since those are a dime a dozen.
2026, the year that just keeps on giving!
Extend their holidays.
Honestly, maybe it would be a good thing if each country had a “resort” owned and operated by them just to hold citizens who get deadly viruses there. They can go on holiday and hopefully not cry that their human right of being able to infect everyone else by immediately getting a flight is being infringed on, and we hopefully get to contain viruses.
I remember this episode..
Leave them there fuck all that
I can’t tell you how hard it was to get people to keep their masks on in the ambulance during Covid. If Ebola ever becomes a thing your front line workers will be dead before the rest of you all.
Some addtional information:
>At least one individual with symptoms may need to be medically evacuated, according to two individuals familiar with the Trump administration’s Ebola response who spoke on the condition of anonymity to share internal discussions.
>The Americans, including a family with children, have been working for a nonprofit in the outbreak area in Congo’s eastern region, the people said Sunday.
[Americans may have been exposed in Congo Ebola outbreak – The Washington Post](https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/05/17/cdc-readies-team-respond-ebola-outbreak-africa/)
Can they just stay there then?
Well treat them over there in the Congo. No need to fly those mfs back home.
Put em on a plane baby!
>Three of the Americans faced a high-risk contact or exposure, the sources said, and one was symptomatic
If anybody wants to shit themselves in fear about this then just read The Hot Zone.
One of the worst possible ways to die
Oh ffs!! Not with Trump in office!! God, please not again!! Why must we have a moron in charge when these things happen?!
The person who has added a heart ❤️ on this is mentally sick and should seek psychiatric help
I recently finished reading “Pandemic” by A.G. Riddle right before news of this outbreak came about. It’s a great read, but given the state of the world hits a little too close to home.
*** Spoiler alert ***
In the book – a vaccine for this strain of Ebola, which took the lives of tens of millions – was engineered and available. Problem being, it was only released to countries who bent the knee and relinquished power to the “new world order”. This was a plan created by the power-hungry-techno-billionaires (i.e. Epstein class) to consolidate governmental power and control the world once and for all.
Anywho. It’s a great book but fuck, Ebola under normal circumstances is terrifying. Under current circumstances? Fiction might end up becoming non-fiction real quick.
Coming to a movie theatre, public transportation and a supermarket near you.
They should get on a cruise ship back to isa.
Right before soccer world championship in U.S. You can’t make this shit up, timing is perfect.
https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/ebola-disease
>The average Ebola disease case fatality rate is around 50%. Case fatality rates have varied from 25–90% in past outbreaks.
>The incubation period or interval from infection to onset of symptoms varies from 2 to 21 days.
Man those people better get middle seat economy class tickets back to the USA ASAP.
First things first. We need to get to Central Park and skin a dead bear cub ASAP
Invite them to the White House, Mr. President!