Seen these two lads about to cycle off with this bike and he jumped straight off it as soon as me and the dog got a hold of it.
Stood there checking me out for a moment to, I assume, assess my threat level then took out some sort of tool to try and threaten me with, upon which I asked him if he was gonna do something. The answer was no evidentially as he ran off as soon as I went towards him and the dog started barking.
I tried to lob him with a bag full of my dogs shit but my aim isn’t as good as my deterrence skills.
Waited a bit to see if what I could do with the unlocked bike but then a Garda was walking past coincidentally so I handed it over to him.
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Posted by bigjimmy427
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Good job man. I wonder what kind of suspended sentence something like this would cause…
Not all hero’s wear capes.
You need to practise you poop-slinging though.
Fair play. Good job.
Brilliant, fair play to you
Did you notice what type of lock they bike used?
Well done!
Doing God’s work dude😎
Jaysus, someone has a lot of faith in Dublin by parking a ebike out in the wild.
They say ***we deserve what we tolerate*** – but you showed that we’re not tolerating this shit.
We need more people to stand up like this, if the threat level from the culprit(s) is low and we’re able to overpower or outnumber. It can be done – most of these little shits have never had anyone approach them and speak down on them to put them in their place.
They might be subscribed to LockPickingLawyer.. Even a fraction of his power is far more than one man should wield.
Some very trusting fella is going to get their bike from the guards while still learn a lesson, all thanks to you.
Fair play!
Good on ya!
Make a statement that they threatened you with a weapon, the Gardaí can’t ignore that.
“I tried to lob him with a bag full of my dogs shit but my aim isn’t as good as my deterrence skills.”
This is this canon moment where our future hero will go on to perfect their aim & will be able to “lob” bags full of his dog’s shit at thieves & other minded criminals.
We need to arm you with buckets of your dogs shit and unleash you full time on the streets of Dublin. Good work
I’ve been watching too much of “The Real Hustle” to think the Guard wasn’t coincidental but actually his accomplice and then made off with the bike.
Good on you though. Far too much crime happening.
Great but not clever. You were lucky they ran away but it could have has a different outcome uf they would come to hit you or your dog even worse. It’s not worth.
I saw last week same situation and the guy that tried to stop got stabbed.
Think twice next time you do it.
Fair play man, wish I could do the same myself one day
I left the bike in the Drury St car park Fri night. Returned after a lovely dinner & drinks to find a note stating that 4 shitheads were trying to steal the bike & the writer scared them off. Thank you unidentified note writer & bike saviour! I had always though the car parks were safe. It seems not, unfortunately. The city has gone to hell if they are stealing in car parks, which presumably have cameras & definitely have people about. The shit heads just don’t care.
Fear the feces, felonious fiend.
Good man
Well done OP . 👋
Yeah, I got my bike stoelne before, it sucks. Well done for making someone’s day suck less.
You use threatened with poop bag
Its super effective
I was wondering who fucked a bag of shite at me earlier