Has anybody seen Nigel? Speculation swirls as Farage performs disappearing act
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/19/nigel-farage-reform-uk-disappearance-politics
Posted by topotaul
Has anybody seen Nigel? Speculation swirls as Farage performs disappearing act
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/19/nigel-farage-reform-uk-disappearance-politics
Posted by topotaul
32 Comments
Maybe he’s in Clacton.
The last place anyone would think to look for him.
Somewhat related: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z5A0qpWUrfg&ra=m is a pretty good parody cover.
Reform have been sliding slowly but surely in the polls for the last year. If they hit 20% he’ll jump anyway.
He has many houses to hide in. Apart from in Clacton obviously, that’s definitely his girlfriend’s, bought with her hard earned money.
To be fair I’d disappear after getting £5m deposited into my account.
Someone needs to put on a hazmat suit and take a look up trump’s arse.
If he’s not there, try Moscow.
He’s made his money and there’s no election to meddle with
Now might be a good time to get up and check your windows and doors.
He’s avoiding scrutiny of his latest grift, a £1.4m house
He has to stay away from the media, in cast he digs himself an even bigger hole than he’s in already. I can’t wait for the next upcoming lie about 5 million pound donation.
He used to live in France, probably gone back for the Summer
Has anybody seen Restore Britain attacking Nigel about this “gift”? Don’t REEE and REEE(1) hate each other?
They’re only making plans for Nigel.
AIPAC I mean.
He always disappears around election time so nobody can quiz him.
The old “ignore it [bad press for his dodgy deslings] and it will go away” solution
And to think he’d probably do this if he got in number 10
This is like one of those ‘Trump health concerns’ things. He’s never been anywhere, so how can he disappear? (Like Trump is a rotten heap of decomposing flesh so can’t generate ‘health concerns’.)
The Reform and Restore profiles are conspicuously quiet on this thread…
If Nigel the loud mouth can’t even defend this one and is in hiding then I can see why.
He’s probably living in another country now, as an immigrant
Question Time on tomorrow night, no doubt he’ll turn up on that. Again.
He’s a pro, look how he fucked off after Brexit.
Then crawled out of the nearest sewer to start getting uppity with Reform.
Guarantee the second he gets anywhere near power or responsibility he’ll fucking evaporate all over again.
The gift came from someone now in Thailand iirc, so perhaps look there as he’s probably gone over to say a personal thanks and to get his new instructions.
Send a crew of scuba divers up Donald Trump’s arse
I’m sure I saw him today, turns out my cats both had diarrhoea
He’s in Makerfield and will be for the next few weeks.
He does this every time the spotlight goes near him. He hides away and refuses to speak. Waits a bit then pops up again. It’s a well used tactic that seems to work.
He’s probably on a private yacht in some sunny tax haven laughing at Brexit voters and HMRC alike.
Found him … He’s been on Reddit all this time
https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckNigelFarage/comments/1p273hm/theres_a_nazi_hiding_in_a_tree/
Can’t ask him about his 5m bribe if you can’t find him.
waiting for the newscycle to end regarding his 5m bribe before he appears again. smart move.
Has he done what he’s been threatening to do for about 15 years and disappeared up his own arse?
Makes you wonder if he’d ever actually be in Number 10
He’s busy, that £5 million isn’t going to spend itself