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    1. “Breaking protocol” and “massive arms deal” are never great in the same sentence

    2. battousai611 on

      He’s going to count this as one of the fictional wars he lies about stopping. Funny he never counts the ones he actually starts.

    3. He’s going to tell him that the US is going to abandon Taiwan because Xi said a nice thing about him.

    4. we_are_sex_bobomb on

      And I know exactly what he’s going to say to the Taiwan president:

      “China is offering me this much to let them annex you. So what can you offer Trump?”

    5. K1ngofnoth1ng on

      Probably going to tell them the same thing he told Ukraine “just surrender, you don’t hold any cards” because China was nice to him.

    6. PhysicalAttitude6631 on

      It’s not a break in protocol when he’s a Chinese agent. Remember when Trump said Biden would be the one to sell out the US to China?

    7. frankduxvandamme on

      “Sir, sir,” Taiwan says – tremendous country, very smart country, they make the chips for the computers, the best chips frankly — and Taiwan has tears in its eyes. Nobody thought a country could cry like this, but they were crying.

      And Taiwan says, “Mr. Trump, thank you. Thank you for protecting us. Without you, we’d be finished. Completely finished.”

      And I said, “Taiwan, don’t cry. You’ve got to be strong.” But they couldn’t help it. The tears were flowing. People couldn’t believe it.

      The fake news never reports these conversations. They don’t want to. But countries come up to me all the time — countries! — with tears in their eyes saying, “Sir, nobody has ever treated us so well.””

    8. He’s going to tell him to move the semiconductor to the USA or he won’t protect Taiwan from China

    9. Haunting_Reflections on

      Inb4 Taiwan is extremely rude and disrespectful and America will be bombing their critical infrastructure in the name of world peace.

    10. luv2ctheworld on

      Get ready for China to take over. Trump is gonna tell TW they need to listen to China

    11. totallyRebb on

      When Trump wants to speak to you, you know he’s going to try to make some ugly “deal” or call you names on social media if you don’t agree.