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    1. knowledgeable_diablo on

      Always a layer of slick on a river in an area with boats or urban life around it.

      Oil is coming out of the engines, and washing off them. Just like Whats on the roads.

    2. Traditional-Win-9521 on

      Relax it’s only semen from the Valley, for god’s sake don’t come into contact with it, you’ll get pregnant

    3. NachoBoyCat on

      There are known substantial sewerage pipe leaks under the river that “they” dont want “you” to know about.

    4. purplepistachio on

      Pretty sure this is just fluid dynamics caused by wind. Something similar to Langmuir circulation. You see these patterns all the time on breezy days

    5. Rocktopus1369 on

      Fire in the sky. Bah bah baah. Bah bah ba baah. Bah bah baah. Ba ba da.