In my local Italian chipper/pizza place
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In my local Italian chipper/pizza place
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Posted by fensterdj
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No chicken in the Goujons.
Dr. Oetker Ristorante Pizza Pollo instantly came to mind. Ticks 2 out of 3 boxes.
Tuna it is so
How far back are we going? Tomatoes came from the new world.
Italian chipper? If there’s one thing the Italians are known for….
Margarita it is so
Funny coming from a nation that puts chips and hotdogs on pizza. Italy has amazing food obviously but they do like to gatekeep.
They’re right too…
First 2 OK, no pineapple, deal breaker for me.
Presumably you can order an Italian side of garlic cheese chips.
Pineapple on pizza lives rent free in some people’s heads the same way trans people live rent free in Graham Linehan’s head.
Nobody’s forcing you to eat pineapple pizza.
In that case Romans invented takeaways so they should feck off (I can get disliking pineapple on pizza but fuckin refusing to sell it, never mind CHICKEN and CORN? Sad fucks)
Oh and someone tell that chipper about strawberry pasta, their heads might explode xD
Italians we get it. You have really nice food. Stop stressing so much about what other people like to eat.
Meanwhile…
“actual restaurants all over Italy regularly serve pizza topped with french fries. While foreigners often assume Italians only eat strictly traditional pizzas, a pizza with fries is a staple comfort food found on the menus of legitimate pizzerias from Naples to Milan.”
As God intended 👍
I work in an Italian restaurant that allows chicken but absolutely no pineapple or sweetcorn 😭
Both deserve a place on a pizza though imo.
No bacon & cabbage option ?
Bizzare, I was only thinking of taking a pic of this earlier and sending it to my Italian mate. Great minds think alike!
In fairness Ali’s pizzas are class, had one the other week
Wait until they find out that the japanese put mayonnaise on pizza.
Lol I know the chipper, Ali’s is fantastic
I love to slather Chinese curry on mine
Can I still get a taco pizza?
Instructions unclear, one pizza with a full chicken, sweetcorn freshly harvested and pineapple with stalk
In Comic Sans no less
I get the sweetcorn and pineapple but no chicken is outrageous
Chippers aren’t authentic Italian
What did chicken ever do to anyone?
Making banana curry pizza tomorrow specifically so whoever made this sign feels an inexplicable chill down their spine.
This is the cuisine version of ‘No Irish, No Blacks, No Dogs’ : (
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Best pizza that exists is the chicken with cream cheese they make in Brazil.
Virtue signalling…
As an american living in Ireland, i still can’t understand how sweetcorn is one of the standard pizza toppings here. I feel like there are other vegetables with more flavor
Im not taking anything serious when it is in that font so give me all 3.
Those are my fav x3 items!