Tuapse tourist covered in fuel oil climbs out of the water: “I fucking hate this sea!!! White sand, you say?” Ecological conditions on Russia’s Black Sea coast are rapidly worsening, turning beaches into a technogenic disaster zone.



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    1. That is really some next level stupidity. It’s literally raining Oil from the sky and this guy thought it’d be a good idea to swim in the area next to the burning and leaking refinery?

    2. Aggressive_Drop_1518 on

      Should have stayed at home instead of invading your peaceful neighbour, muppet nation.

    3. TopIndependent2344 on

      Stand near an open fire,it’ll harden, then peel it off…

      Edit: Appreciate an update…

    4. Substantial-Candle62 on

      With so much oil on you – it is likely that you will become a target for an Ukrainian drone.

    5. StudioIndividual2317 on

      Dumbass—Why do you think they call it the Black Sea?
      (I’m joking)

    6. is he not paying attention to current events, like the smoke filled air of refineries burning or the nightly explosions of drones around him? his cognitive dissonance is astounding. well, just wash it off.. oh wait.

    7. Snakebird11 on

      White sand? Yeah that looks like a pristine idyllic resort. I’d rather go to the beach at a methane caldera on Io.

    8. This post smells oily. Everything is smudged with oil but not his underpants?

    9. lonelyronin1 on

      You can see the oil on the surface of the water – I know ruzzians are idiots, but this is ridiculous even for them

    10. ManfredTheCat on

      Looks like either asphalt or bunker. Going to have to cover himself in mayonnaise to get it off.

    11. star744jets on

      The next part : looking for soap…might be difficult : there isn’t any available. Plucking chicken to steal their feathers could save him from further exposure.

    12. Very Shakespearean

      Consumed by guilt, Lady Macbeth obsessively rubs her hands for a quarter of an hour, crying out, *”Out, damned spot! out, I say!”* She laments her contamination, famously stating: *”Here’s the smell of the blood still: all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand.”*

    13. EstablishmentCute703 on

      But hopefully he’s still okay with the country’s leadership.

    14. Silly_Initiative_405 on

      A mild consequence compared to what the freedom striving Ukrainians have had put up to during four years. May the water russians bade in forever be stained with oil so that they never will forget the autrocities Russia inflicts on brotherly neighbour country.

    15. I’d think that nobody would be *that* stupid, to go swimming in sea visibly covered with oil, not even russians, but after that video of russian propagandists shaking a rope bridge *that they were standing in the middle of* until it flipped and sent them down into the rapids it’s clear that russians indeed can be that stupid.