
Tuapse tourist covered in fuel oil climbs out of the water: “I fucking hate this sea!!! White sand, you say?” Ecological conditions on Russia’s Black Sea coast are rapidly worsening, turning beaches into a technogenic disaster zone.
https://v.redd.it/82ao5n1gso3h1
Posted by LowTechDroid
37 Comments
lmao why did he go swimming in the first place??
That is really some next level stupidity. It’s literally raining Oil from the sky and this guy thought it’d be a good idea to swim in the area next to the burning and leaking refinery?
Complain to Putin if you dare you frikking morgon.
Should have stayed at home instead of invading your peaceful neighbour, muppet nation.
Stand near an open fire,it’ll harden, then peel it off…
Edit: Appreciate an update…
He thinks he struck oil and is now a rich man
What a selfish idiot
With so much oil on you – it is likely that you will become a target for an Ukrainian drone.
Dumbass—Why do you think they call it the Black Sea?
(I’m joking)
He went swimming because he trusts the authorities.
is he not paying attention to current events, like the smoke filled air of refineries burning or the nightly explosions of drones around him? his cognitive dissonance is astounding. well, just wash it off.. oh wait.
White sand? Yeah that looks like a pristine idyllic resort. I’d rather go to the beach at a methane caldera on Io.
Can’t fix stupid.
Not the animal i am sorry for. Should maybe smoke a cigarette.
Lunch lady Boris did it?
🎻
This post smells oily. Everything is smudged with oil but not his underpants?
Enjoy
You can see the oil on the surface of the water – I know ruzzians are idiots, but this is ridiculous even for them
hahaha, cancer🫵 like you?!😂- hahajajjaja😂
Looks like either asphalt or bunker. Going to have to cover himself in mayonnaise to get it off.
Quick, a cigarette!!!
The next part : looking for soap…might be difficult : there isn’t any available. Plucking chicken to steal their feathers could save him from further exposure.
I feel bad for the marine life.
Everywhere they go is turned into mordor one way or another.
my dune my arrakis
From weiner to bbc
Then don’t tour Russia.
Oh hey, another video of how terribly Russia is doing.
Fuck yea.
wait what? do i see almost a swastika on his left hip?
Very Shakespearean
Consumed by guilt, Lady Macbeth obsessively rubs her hands for a quarter of an hour, crying out, *”Out, damned spot! out, I say!”* She laments her contamination, famously stating: *”Here’s the smell of the blood still: all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand.”*
Now he knows why it is called the Black Sea.
But hopefully he’s still okay with the country’s leadership.
A mild consequence compared to what the freedom striving Ukrainians have had put up to during four years. May the water russians bade in forever be stained with oil so that they never will forget the autrocities Russia inflicts on brotherly neighbour country.
I’d think that nobody would be *that* stupid, to go swimming in sea visibly covered with oil, not even russians, but after that video of russian propagandists shaking a rope bridge *that they were standing in the middle of* until it flipped and sent them down into the rapids it’s clear that russians indeed can be that stupid.
I would hate for the poor bloke to get cancer from all that oil
This is an ecological disaster and this …ing bitch is laughing?