Rishi Sunak ‘incredibly angry’ over ‘very serious’ election date betting allegations

Close personal aides caught with their hand in the till during an election campaign? Incredibly angry.

Party donors and cronies making off with billions? Not too bothered.

That’s funny. Many are incredibly angry at Rishy for calling for military service for our youth and completely disrespecting our veterans in the same week.

Absolute knobhead. Fuck off to America Rishy. Cheerio

But not angry about it to actually suspend those involved? The cop was arrested and suspended. It’s the same old “one rule for them, another for everyone else.”

Being actually heckled on question time. his days are numbered. I might put a bet on that !

I got one BBC News notification during leaders’ QT debate – and it was to tell me that Rishi Sunak was very angry at this and would expel the party members if guilty.

Where were the push notifications for statements made by the other leaders during the 2 hour Question Time?

Robert Jenrick overrules a council planning department in favour of a man who happens to donate to the Blues just before the decision is made.

Fat Mancock forwards his mate down the pub who has no experience making PPE to the head of a queue for a fat contract in order to make, err PPE.

Nadim Zahawi thinks paying tax is beneath him. Probably finds himself surprised at having to resign.

Bozo lavishly redecorates his Downing Street flat expecting the proles to pay.

Bozo again some fucking paid for yachting holiday bullshit yadda yadda this dude loves other people’s money.

Owen Paterson lobbies on behalf of two firms paying him six-figure sums.

Michelle Mone embezzles millions in public funds via her sugar daddy so that she can mince around on a yacht and enrich her already never-need-to-work-a-day-in-their-lives kids.

Scott Benton, in a phenomenal tribute to the concept of nominative determinism, tells undercover reporters he’d quite like to accept large dollops of wonga in exchange for lobbying on their behalf.

Steve Brine fails to declare a COI as he lobbies the health secretary whilst being paid by a private health care firm and is found to have breached parliamentary standards.

Mark Menzies uses political donations to bizarrely pay off people who are blackmailing him.

Rishi‘s wife herself is a non-dom until people start asking questions. Even though she’s done nothing wrong, she changes to being a non non-dom.

I‘ve probably missed a load (feel free to reply!) and I’ve deliberately only included the stuff that’s financial in nature. There’s been so much noncery, racism and bullying I’d probably find out Reddit has a word limit before I could complete it if I tried to include all that.

The time to be “incredibly angry“ at Tories on the take has long since past. So fuck of Rishi.

Incredibly angry that they were so careless as to get caught, let’s be honest.

I reckon he’s only angry cuz their betting made his odds worse when he went to bet through a third party 😂