Leave it there. He’s at his house, see the sign behind him?
Interesting-Light220 on
Don’t worry, he’s just stealing the fruits of your labour to feed EK
gynoidi on
you can lure this thing out with an ayn rand book
MaxDickpower on
Common Eurasian Moneygrubber. Careful, they bite.
RenaissanceSnowblizz on
Careful if you touch it, it will be rejected by it’s mother. Unless it already has by this point.
ilolvu on
Do not make eye contact and leave it outside. It will absolutely wreck your house.
Interesting_West6525 on
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NotGoodSoftwareMaker on
Migrating moose, best to leave them. They run very fast on all four legs and can be weirdly territorial
Varis_laivue_12 on
It’s an orphan. It’s not worth getting it used to people and looking for food near human settlements. It’s worth pretending to be a journalist, asking for an interview and asking about breaking election promises. Such threatening behavior usually scares it away from terrorizing the yard.
cartmanbrah21 on
Is there some hidden context/sarcasm that non natives might not know of? r/explainitpetteri
RedSonja_ on
Do NOT approach it, that’s a vile creature that feeds from blood of the poor.
SaturatedBodyFat on
Has NCP already started the 2027 campaign season.
geekydad84 on
It’s called a näsä
Kekkonen-Kakkonen on
Orpo lives inside your head rent-free and mooches on asumistuki
Cute-Breadfruit3368 on
oh its good old petturi, you should you shoo him away from the birds nest.
hes trying to take a shit in them. again.
Zonesy on
Best to take it behind the sauna.
Flux_capacitor888 on
Don’t allow it past your threshold, it’ll ruin your life.
KexyAlexy on
Is it claiming to be protecting something? It’s often heard saying things like “The eggs are in my special protection” before eating the said eggs.
99Pedro on
It’s an invasive species, detrimental to the whole environment.
Better to get rid of it as soon as possible.
DoorSweet6099 on
He’s there to take food out single parent birds chicks mouths.
HarryCumpole on
Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Salmivalli on
Great finnish blue denim tit.
MonikonPerfekti on
Good lord I’m glad I asked. Police forces’ Carh Copl -special forces are on their way, sadly the distance is 300 km to the nearest police station. When I shouted that to him _hän vain nauroi_ (he only laughed).
I have stayed inside, and I discovered he tries right now to remove the laws that protect nesting birds, because he found a website that is full of bird eggs’ collectors. He is whatsapping to Riikka Bite (Purra in Finnish) and she shows green light.
You can tomorrow rob and sell birds eggs if you earn at least 15000 € per month.
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Leave it there. He’s at his house, see the sign behind him?
Don’t worry, he’s just stealing the fruits of your labour to feed EK
you can lure this thing out with an ayn rand book
Common Eurasian Moneygrubber. Careful, they bite.
Careful if you touch it, it will be rejected by it’s mother. Unless it already has by this point.
Do not make eye contact and leave it outside. It will absolutely wreck your house.
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Migrating moose, best to leave them. They run very fast on all four legs and can be weirdly territorial
It’s an orphan. It’s not worth getting it used to people and looking for food near human settlements. It’s worth pretending to be a journalist, asking for an interview and asking about breaking election promises. Such threatening behavior usually scares it away from terrorizing the yard.
Is there some hidden context/sarcasm that non natives might not know of? r/explainitpetteri
Do NOT approach it, that’s a vile creature that feeds from blood of the poor.
Has NCP already started the 2027 campaign season.
It’s called a näsä
Orpo lives inside your head rent-free and mooches on asumistuki
oh its good old petturi, you should you shoo him away from the birds nest.
hes trying to take a shit in them. again.
Best to take it behind the sauna.
Don’t allow it past your threshold, it’ll ruin your life.
Is it claiming to be protecting something? It’s often heard saying things like “The eggs are in my special protection” before eating the said eggs.
It’s an invasive species, detrimental to the whole environment.
Better to get rid of it as soon as possible.
He’s there to take food out single parent birds chicks mouths.
Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Great finnish blue denim tit.
Good lord I’m glad I asked. Police forces’ Carh Copl -special forces are on their way, sadly the distance is 300 km to the nearest police station. When I shouted that to him _hän vain nauroi_ (he only laughed).
I have stayed inside, and I discovered he tries right now to remove the laws that protect nesting birds, because he found a website that is full of bird eggs’ collectors. He is whatsapping to Riikka Bite (Purra in Finnish) and she shows green light.
You can tomorrow rob and sell birds eggs if you earn at least 15000 € per month.
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