*The Gambling Commission is investigating a second Tory election candidate for betting on the general election date, leaving the general public shocked to their core that someone in their position would consider breaking the law to line their own pockets.*
*“I am shocked. Shocked I tell you,” explained voter Simon Williams.*
*“If it’s not some form of sexual assault, or groups of them breaking lockdown restrictions, it’s helping themselves to £200m of taxpayer funds for useless PPE.”*
*Meanwhile, a Conservative spokesperson has spoken out in defence of all the illegal activity undertaken by those in their ranks, insisting voters should not be concerned.*
*They told us, “Sure, I get that it looks bad that every time a Tory gets into a position of power, it looks like their first instinct is to ask themselves, ‘How can I use this opportunity to enrich myself personally’ – but the reality is, these missteps often took literally minutes.*
*“Do you know how long it takes place an illegal bet at the bookies? Two minutes. Tops.”*
catdog5566cat on
Who on earth is shocked at this?
I’d have… bet… on it being the case that a lot of Tories that knew did something like this. I’m just certain not all of them were stupid enough to bet themselves or make their wives bet. They got someone seemingly unrelated to them to bet.
BodyDoubler92 on
Lmao given they’re so happy to turn a quick buck doing something as stupid as this I’m 100% certain that insider trading is rife in parliament.
Wee_cheese6663 on
Pure greed should all be sent to prison, place is rife with self serving f8£kers who only care about their own position and lining their own pockets, makes me sick to the stomach
RaymondBumcheese on
I know this is a joke but I saw a Times Radio clip of Tim Montgomery, founder of Conservative Home, absolutely apoplectic yesterday, carrying on like he had seemingly never actually met a conservative before.
It was genuinely baffling.
west0ne on
It comes to something when you don’t even need to add the “/s” to a comment.
DylanRahl on
This is the norm for them, it’d be news worthy if one wasn’t doing it
NotForMeClive7787 on
Not sure we should be shocked of dodgy monetary goings on with this bunch of clowns. Even Brexit was a pocket lining exercise for the fuckers. It’s all about greed….
bobblebob100 on
Out of interest, say you had some inside info on something, would you not be tempted to place a bet on it if the odds were good? We are all taking the morale high ground on this, but i wonder how many would be tempted in similar situation.
Obviously you try and hide it by getting a mate to place the bet, not place it yourself like these clowns appear to have done
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*The Gambling Commission is investigating a second Tory election candidate for betting on the general election date, leaving the general public shocked to their core that someone in their position would consider breaking the law to line their own pockets.*
*“I am shocked. Shocked I tell you,” explained voter Simon Williams.*
*“If it’s not some form of sexual assault, or groups of them breaking lockdown restrictions, it’s helping themselves to £200m of taxpayer funds for useless PPE.”*
*Meanwhile, a Conservative spokesperson has spoken out in defence of all the illegal activity undertaken by those in their ranks, insisting voters should not be concerned.*
*They told us, “Sure, I get that it looks bad that every time a Tory gets into a position of power, it looks like their first instinct is to ask themselves, ‘How can I use this opportunity to enrich myself personally’ – but the reality is, these missteps often took literally minutes.*
*“Do you know how long it takes place an illegal bet at the bookies? Two minutes. Tops.”*
Who on earth is shocked at this?
I’d have… bet… on it being the case that a lot of Tories that knew did something like this. I’m just certain not all of them were stupid enough to bet themselves or make their wives bet. They got someone seemingly unrelated to them to bet.
Lmao given they’re so happy to turn a quick buck doing something as stupid as this I’m 100% certain that insider trading is rife in parliament.
Pure greed should all be sent to prison, place is rife with self serving f8£kers who only care about their own position and lining their own pockets, makes me sick to the stomach
I know this is a joke but I saw a Times Radio clip of Tim Montgomery, founder of Conservative Home, absolutely apoplectic yesterday, carrying on like he had seemingly never actually met a conservative before.
It was genuinely baffling.
It comes to something when you don’t even need to add the “/s” to a comment.
This is the norm for them, it’d be news worthy if one wasn’t doing it
Not sure we should be shocked of dodgy monetary goings on with this bunch of clowns. Even Brexit was a pocket lining exercise for the fuckers. It’s all about greed….
Out of interest, say you had some inside info on something, would you not be tempted to place a bet on it if the odds were good? We are all taking the morale high ground on this, but i wonder how many would be tempted in similar situation.
Obviously you try and hide it by getting a mate to place the bet, not place it yourself like these clowns appear to have done