Share Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Pinterest Bluesky Threads The world according to The Philadelphia Trumpet, a right-wing magazine published by the Philadelphia Church of God Posted by DanielJosephDannyBoy
eshatoa on June 13, 2026 4:17 am Here I am sitting in biblical Israel looking at the kangaroos on my front lawn.
Egonomics1 on June 13, 2026 4:22 am Why are Americans so exceptionally schizophrenic when it comes to religion.
clamorous_owle on June 13, 2026 4:29 am A remarkable coincidence that these ancient entities somehow use 21st century borders. /s
Monotask_Servitor on June 13, 2026 4:35 am Including the anglosphere in biblical Israel is peak main character syndrome
jordandino418 on June 13, 2026 4:45 am How are Italy and North Korea of all countries considered part of the **same tribe**???? They have nothing in common. 💀🥀🥀🥀
Soonerpalmetto88 on June 13, 2026 4:57 am So according to these people, the Saudis and Iranians will be the ones who stand up to the Antichrist?
Theseactuallydo on June 13, 2026 5:31 am The Philadelphia Church of God, of Edmond, Oklahoma; which is also the place where “going postal” originated.
sylvester_stencil on June 13, 2026 6:04 am This is american-british-israelism? Odd to see in this age. They also have a whole thing about germans being assyrians or something boring
YoungBahss on June 13, 2026 6:38 am Then Moses stretched out his hand over the Pacific, Indian, and Atlantic Oceans, and the Israelites went to the USA, France, and New Zealand
PowerTulip on June 13, 2026 6:51 am Damn, being an Assyrian goes hard ngl. No wonder we host so many Syrians in our country, though I must say the language barrier still comes off as a bit of a surprise.
WhiteyFisk53 on June 13, 2026 7:22 am lol not even Smotrich has ever contemplated including Australia in greater Israel
FuckTheSeagulls on June 13, 2026 7:41 am They have a hotline to God, yet they can’t even understand font readability?
Still-Bridges on June 13, 2026 8:03 am How does Esau and Assyria get a country of their own and everyone else has to share? (And shouldn’t Esau be colored red or am I confusing something.)
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German Exceptionalism
My Assyrian wife is not amused. 😂
Trump mentioned.
JK Rowling ass world building

Here I am sitting in biblical Israel looking at the kangaroos on my front lawn.
Why are Americans so exceptionally schizophrenic when it comes to religion.
A remarkable coincidence that these ancient entities somehow use 21st century borders. /s
Including the anglosphere in biblical Israel is peak main character syndrome
How are Italy and North Korea of all countries considered part of the **same tribe**???? They have nothing in common. 💀🥀🥀🥀
New Zealand was mentioned several times in the Bible
When did I become an Israeli
So according to these people, the Saudis and Iranians will be the ones who stand up to the Antichrist?
WTF kinda nonsense is THIS?
The Philadelphia Church of God, of Edmond, Oklahoma; which is also the place where “going postal” originated.
The king of south, but is actually in the middle east.

wtf is a japheth
This is american-british-israelism? Odd to see in this age. They also have a whole thing about germans being assyrians or something boring
Proud to be Esau then
I had no idea there was so much ham in India.
I think Assyria might be in the wrong spot
Then Moses stretched out his hand over the Pacific, Indian, and Atlantic Oceans, and the Israelites went to the USA, France, and New Zealand
ham
Damn, being an Assyrian goes hard ngl.
No wonder we host so many Syrians in our country, though I must say the language barrier still comes off as a bit of a surprise.
“Unknown” is killing me
Imagine the size of that sandwich…
These Americans are crazy!
lol not even Smotrich has ever contemplated including Australia in greater Israel
How bad it is to be from Ham?
They have a hotline to God, yet they can’t even understand font readability?
Greetings from assyria I guess?
How does Esau and Assyria get a country of their own and everyone else has to share? (And shouldn’t Esau be colored red or am I confusing something.)
What does ham mean? Any idea
Greetings from Biblical Israel, then.
Ham