Teen’s head split open in attack by yobs who chased him ‘like pack of gorillas’
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/teens-head-split-open-machete-33069075
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Teen’s head split open in attack by yobs who chased him ‘like pack of gorillas’
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/teens-head-split-open-machete-33069075
Posted by pppppppppppppppppd
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A group of gorillas is known as a “troop” or “band”, not a pack.
Hang on. Isn’t that the lad whose currently missing abroad???
…. and now one of those convicted is the subject of a high profile missing person search in Tenerife.
A friend has started a GoFundMe for £30k but hasn’t uttered anything about what they need the money for. Rumours are flying.
‘They all avoided jail, with the judge deciding to take a more rehabilitative approach when sentencing them for violent disorder and further offences including witness intimidation, attempted robbery and conspiracy to supply class A drugs.’
How the hell did these guys get a community order? Witness intimidation alone should have got them a hefty stretch. No way are they going to so 200 hours of unpaid work as a punishment or deterrent. These guys are actual dangerous criminals not a bunch of idiot teens getting caught up in something stupid.
I know the prisons are full but this is taking the piss.
Band，troop or whoop are the accepted collective noun for Gorillas.
At least the justice system is working *checks notes* for people illegally downloading TV series