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    1. Happytallperson on

      I do sometimes wonder about the discussions that went on in the admiralty.

      ‘So these new carriers will be based in Portsmouth.’

      ‘Cool, so they’ll have their aircraft there?’

      ‘NO GOD you effing idiot, they’ll pick up the planes from Norfolk and the Helicopters from Cornwall’.

      ‘Ah, I see, and those bases will handle the ammunition?’

      ‘FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ARE YOU AN IDIOT? Ammunition loading will be done in Scotland.’

      ‘Yes….sir’