Downing Street officials draw up plans for announcing death of Larry the cat in similar manner to Queen Elizabeth II
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/downing-street-announce-death-larry-cat-no-10-b1178316.html
Posted by iThinkaLot1
Downing Street officials draw up plans for announcing death of Larry the cat in similar manner to Queen Elizabeth II
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/downing-street-announce-death-larry-cat-no-10-b1178316.html
Posted by iThinkaLot1
14 Comments
It’s only right we have a bank holiday. Or a bank holi-week.
And a state funeral too, I hope? Lord knows he deserves it.
Refused to allow Liz Truss to pet him. Smart kitty.
Honestly I’m surprised the Conservatives didn’t try outsourcing mouse catching to Crapita or something
I thought they’d just silently replace it. Hope the kids don’t notice that it had changed colour or sex.
Absolutely fuck that, Larry is eternal. May he meow through the centuries.
I remember when the Queen died and they broke it to us gently by saying she was on the roof and couldn’t get down.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/lazy-larry-cat-bad-killing-12019333.amp
I don’t get peoples love for this lazy bastard. I want my tax money to go to a hard working mouser! /j
It’s the only thing that’s set foot in there in decades that deserves a state funeral.
Larry used to fight at night, Starmer told him.off for “night cat thuggery “
I say we go old fashioned like the Egyptians.
Build a £500million pyramid tomb in the middle of London.
Larry dies, so we immediately mummify Liz Truss and bury her in Larry’s tomb so she can serve him as a slave in the afterlife.
The biggest question is WHICH paedophile will get to break the news on the BBC?
So many to choose from….
Unlike when Liz kicked the bucket, I would actually be sad about this
And there was a bloke in another thread saying the govt doesn’t waste money