Giant 5kg mushroom feeds family for a week
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9q7wyzpvlpo
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Giant 5kg mushroom feeds family for a week
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9q7wyzpvlpo
Posted by pppppppppppppppppd
35 Comments
As someone who can’t stand mushrooms that’s pretty much my nightmare.
“What’s for dinner today mum?”
“Mushroom.”
“Again?”
“Yes.”
“Can I have the frozen lasagne that’s in the-“
“WE ARE HAVING MUSHROOM.”
I don’t really like mushrooms but I have always liked the look of puffball mushrooms
Idk why it creeps me out so much & i like mushrooms😂
I love mushrooms, but I feel as though a week of mushroom for dinner would probably put me off ever eating them again.
There’s an episode of River Cottage where he cooks a mushroom feast in one of those puff balls.
Alongside the rest of the mushrooms they forage.
By the end of the episode they were clearly high as fuck. It was barely mentioned, but obvious the way they are laughing like maniacs.
In case you’re wondering, that’s about 1000 calories. Somewhat misleading headline…
Slice em up to male mushroom steaks.
Absolutely one of my favourites
Certain types of mushrooms could feed that family for the rest of their lives
Can’t have had mushroom in the fridge with that in there.
Now that’s a Beard Meets Food challenge if ever I saw one given he hates mushrooms
Todays course, mushroom steak topped with a mushroom sauce and mushroom fries
Tomorrow? Roast mushroom dinner
God this would be a dream for me. Mushroom Stroganoff for days…
This is the Britain the right wing want. All of us growing our massive Bri’ish mushroom and chomping on it for the week.
Mushroom calories per 100g = 22
Calories per 5kg = 1100
Family’s calorie needs per week assuming mum and dad and 2 youngish children = 2000×7 + 2500×7 + 1500x2x7 = 52500 calories.
Considerably better than “Giant 5kg mushroom feeds **on** family for a week”.
Someone call Mario!
We have become the mushroom kingdom.
Wouldn’t feed mine, like all right-minded people we hate mushrooms.
In the length that deathcap mushroom just looks like an edible to me
Seriously, giant puffballs are yummy, they have the texture of calf’s liver and fry up a treat! If you aren’t up to eating them apparently you can dry them for tinder or make a styptic wound dressing! Or just hoof ‘em round the garden till they disintegrate, IDK.
Nobody done it yet, so…there wont be mushroom in the frying pan for that one….Aaaw cmon im a fungi (done already i know but i spelt it right)
Delicious, but the only puffballs I’ve seen in my area are right where dog walkers take their pooches to take a dump. I ain’t touching those.
And the winner of the poshest name goes to… Alissimon Minnitt!
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Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Lisa says her new variety of tomato will relieve world hunger
https://youtu.be/FvEiFq77c3c?si=u7dLaSjLHzUL0GyG
Type of thing your mum does when you tell her you don’t like mushroom
I think the government may be low-key hinting that war rations will be a thing soon.
I remember after the summer of ’76 those things were everywhere, you would see fields full of big white balls all over the place. My mother got hold of one and cut it into ‘steaks’ and fried it. It tasted very strongly of mushroom, predictably.
BBC must be having a Slow news day but this is wholesome to read😂
The family cooked the mushroom with recipes from tik tok…. Yeah that sounds like a great idea 🤣
Using slices of the mushroom as a pizza base did make me laugh
28ish kcal per 100g. 1400 kcal total. Feeds one adult for not a day.
vegetable part annoyed me so much, but according to chatgpt “it might be acceptable in casual conversation or cooking contexts to call a large mushroom a “vegetable,”
not my 1st language obv but it’s a mushroom goddammit
Mmm, Mushroom for breakfast, Mushroom with Mushroom for Dinner, Mushroom with Mushroom with extra Mushroom for tea. MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM, OH WONDERFUL MUSHROOM!
You can swap out the mushroom with mushroom to make it mushroom, mushroom,mushroom,mushroom with Mushroom.
With how mushrooms shrink when you cook them (I end up using a whole box sometimes cause I love mushrooms) I would enjoy this a lot