She should be thinking about the movie rights. Hollywood will need life or death drama
magus-21 on
Those poor astronauts, stranded weightless above the Earth, seeing all the landmasses and oceans from afar with no hint as to the artificial borders between manmade territories.
How cruel! Won’t someone please think of the astronauts! Elon, please go get them to bring them closer to your grace!
/s
Rudresh27 on
I hope we learn a lot from this, so we don’t fuck it up in the future.
David_W_J on
The chances of those 2 getting a 9+ month mission were minimal prior to their arrival at the station – I bet they’re feeling so pleased with themselves just now.
incoherent1 on
Seems like the best place to spend the Trump presidency really. As far away from Trump as possible.
hoosker_doos on
Just stay up there. I know I would. It’s better than the shit going on down here.
KaygoBubs on
Yea i wouldn’t be pussing off any potential rides home either
SpaceMan1087 on
They are in for some serious rehab when they get back
sakatan on
Oh no. A mission that takes a long time to qualify and train for and ends up being a part of their lifelong dream and of which they may never get the chance to go again has unexpectedly been prolonged. What could they ever do? Maybe another spacewalk, just for kicks. To soothe their, err, space blues.
jeanjaqueslebal on
I would also be rather there in space than here on earth now.
1oldguy1950 on
Let me translate for y’all:
“Please rescue us, thanks!”
Threndsa on
Imagine getting a two week job offer for something you really loved and that turned into a 9 month on site gig. Sure there’s probably some inconveniences but overall you’re probably stoked. Same situation these folks are in.
Cheesytacos123 on
Okay I’m just randomly thinking this, but when you’re stuck in space for that long with a member of the opposite sex and there’s no return mission happening anytime soon, how long before they start getting intimate? I mean they’re human and humans have urges.
ChronoMonkeyX on
All things considered, I hope they want that white guy back enough that she eventually gets to come back to earth. If it was just brown people and women, I wouldn’t bet on it.
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She should be thinking about the movie rights. Hollywood will need life or death drama
Those poor astronauts, stranded weightless above the Earth, seeing all the landmasses and oceans from afar with no hint as to the artificial borders between manmade territories.
How cruel! Won’t someone please think of the astronauts! Elon, please go get them to bring them closer to your grace!
/s
I hope we learn a lot from this, so we don’t fuck it up in the future.
The chances of those 2 getting a 9+ month mission were minimal prior to their arrival at the station – I bet they’re feeling so pleased with themselves just now.
Seems like the best place to spend the Trump presidency really. As far away from Trump as possible.
Just stay up there. I know I would. It’s better than the shit going on down here.
Yea i wouldn’t be pussing off any potential rides home either
They are in for some serious rehab when they get back
Oh no. A mission that takes a long time to qualify and train for and ends up being a part of their lifelong dream and of which they may never get the chance to go again has unexpectedly been prolonged. What could they ever do? Maybe another spacewalk, just for kicks. To soothe their, err, space blues.
I would also be rather there in space than here on earth now.
Let me translate for y’all:
“Please rescue us, thanks!”
Imagine getting a two week job offer for something you really loved and that turned into a 9 month on site gig. Sure there’s probably some inconveniences but overall you’re probably stoked. Same situation these folks are in.
Okay I’m just randomly thinking this, but when you’re stuck in space for that long with a member of the opposite sex and there’s no return mission happening anytime soon, how long before they start getting intimate? I mean they’re human and humans have urges.
All things considered, I hope they want that white guy back enough that she eventually gets to come back to earth. If it was just brown people and women, I wouldn’t bet on it.