‘Amazon is committed to keeping the spirit of Bond alive and that means he has to be British or from the Commonwealth – and he has to be male.’
Indian Bond incoming
Billoo77 on
They’ll just ruin every other aspect of the franchise instead.
Optimism_Deficit on
Good. These are core parts of the character.
You can make a film or a TV show about a female spy or an American spy, and that film or show could be amazing, but you’ve not made a film or show about James Bond.
Crazy_Guava_3146 on
They’ll find a way to ruin it. 50/50 chance with Amazon to make a banger or some dog poop
d-signet on
They killed off Bond
They very deliberately did not kill off OO7 , and they made a point of the fact that OO7 will be handed to another person if/when Bond is dead
You can get rid of this entire problem, and continue the universe , its feel, and all associated characters, and the only thing you need to say goodbye to is the line “bond, james bond”
Jonny2284 on
“However as well as Bond himself we’re going to shit out a straight to Prime video POS every alternate month”
LookOverall on
But how will they make a Bond villain that doesn’t remind us of Trump?
AntysocialButterfly on
That would be the James Bond who has been portrayed by an Irish and an Australian actor…?
MrPloppyHead on
He will probably be a nazi. “Bond, James Bond. Licensed to kill anybody that does not agree with the new orange fuhrer”
Formal-Blood-4208 on
What they didn’t say is he’ll have a male love interest and toil with his sexuality as he battles Russian villains
Logical-Leopard-1965 on
Will he be allowed to terminate the evil billionaire trying to destroy the West on behalf of SMERSH, the one who literally has his own rocket ship?
FoxtrotThem on
Glad they aren’t going to Doctor Who and jump the time-shark.
cilnov on
Why is David Mitchell never in the conversation for playing James Bond?
DismalAd2452 on
I feel like there has never been any serious talk of Bond becoming female. It feels like something people keep just making up so they have something to get mad about.
Lost-Droids on
But the spin offs including
Junior Bond
The girlfriends of Bond (late night)
Gadgets you can buy on Amazon
May not be..
dajvebekinus on
I’d rather new stories be made for underrepresented or minority groups; stepping into the clothes of established characters and franchises feels a little regressive to me.
Substantial_Steak723 on
Sorry, wasn’t amazon’s bezos at Trumps inauguration!?.. keep it and fuck off.
Top_Opposites on
I’ve put a fiver on Trump being the next James Bond
Kofu on
Idris Elba back in or is the *”and white”* bit left out?
EgocentricEagle on
Why would ANYONE make Bond a non-British woman? These articles are just making stuff up, no one wants that.
stateoffutility on
I guess prayers of those who wanted a minority non binary actor weren’t answered.
Vdubnub88 on
Well they teased with the black female 007 in the last movie, it wasn’t received well. I dont think its about race, its about trying to keep true to its roots. Likeable characters being gender swapped or race swapped has never been seen positive. I always thought the idea of idris elba being a good 007. Maybe thats because i liked the tv series Luther.
AdrianFish on
Tom Holland is British and male. I’m really worried, guys
haphazard_chore on
The fact that they needed to confirm James Bond would remain both male and British says a lot about the way the film industry has been screwing with things.
flashback5285 on
Surely even the most fanatical activists know Bond has to be male and British ffs.
Psy_Kikk on
There are almost more spy movies with female protagonists than dudes at this point anyway. And they are all masters of that crotch-to-face-thigh-grip-spin-and-snap-neck move that hollywood loves so much.
fakeymcapitest on
They should –
Original Canon – Reboot James Bond as a series following the original stories adapted again + new stories in between, set in 1951 onwards, classic book accurate Bond
Prequel film/miniseries – 001 or the story of how the double agents came to be, set WW1 or earlier maybe
Modern day – His Majesty’s Secret Service usual modern day thriller/spy show, but the 00 program has recently been restarted, multiple agents, all British, all genders/races that are common in the UK, recruited for different missions to different environments, gives everyone representation but also makes it much more believable as a secret agent blends into the country, not the only white guy in a bar in Nigeria etc
Loads of content, everyone gets something
gbroon on
Bond: How do I arm the Rockets in the car.
Q: just say “Alexa arm rockets”.
Alexa: Now playing Rocket Man.
belterblaster on
…So obviously he’s going to be transexual, gay and black Carribean, right?
Competitive_Song124 on
This is such a bad time for a British spy story to be in the control of a rogue state 😔
Odd_Seat_1379 on
But will he still be the main character in his own movie? I will not watch a movie where the ‘main character’ takes a back sit
tiinygeisha on
The real question: will he finally get therapy or are we still pretending being a womanizing alcoholic with trust issues is peak espionage?
Sunnz31 on
Would you rather be Batman or Bond?
Pattinson would be so good too
your-rong on
Was there ever a real danger of that not being the case? Like, was there some casting call that included women or something?
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‘Amazon is committed to keeping the spirit of Bond alive and that means he has to be British or from the Commonwealth – and he has to be male.’
Indian Bond incoming
They’ll just ruin every other aspect of the franchise instead.
Good. These are core parts of the character.
You can make a film or a TV show about a female spy or an American spy, and that film or show could be amazing, but you’ve not made a film or show about James Bond.
They’ll find a way to ruin it. 50/50 chance with Amazon to make a banger or some dog poop
They killed off Bond
They very deliberately did not kill off OO7 , and they made a point of the fact that OO7 will be handed to another person if/when Bond is dead
You can get rid of this entire problem, and continue the universe , its feel, and all associated characters, and the only thing you need to say goodbye to is the line “bond, james bond”
“However as well as Bond himself we’re going to shit out a straight to Prime video POS every alternate month”
But how will they make a Bond villain that doesn’t remind us of Trump?
That would be the James Bond who has been portrayed by an Irish and an Australian actor…?
He will probably be a nazi. “Bond, James Bond. Licensed to kill anybody that does not agree with the new orange fuhrer”
What they didn’t say is he’ll have a male love interest and toil with his sexuality as he battles Russian villains
Will he be allowed to terminate the evil billionaire trying to destroy the West on behalf of SMERSH, the one who literally has his own rocket ship?
Glad they aren’t going to Doctor Who and jump the time-shark.
Why is David Mitchell never in the conversation for playing James Bond?
I feel like there has never been any serious talk of Bond becoming female. It feels like something people keep just making up so they have something to get mad about.
But the spin offs including
Junior Bond
The girlfriends of Bond (late night)
Gadgets you can buy on Amazon
May not be..
I’d rather new stories be made for underrepresented or minority groups; stepping into the clothes of established characters and franchises feels a little regressive to me.
Sorry, wasn’t amazon’s bezos at Trumps inauguration!?.. keep it and fuck off.
I’ve put a fiver on Trump being the next James Bond
Idris Elba back in or is the *”and white”* bit left out?
Why would ANYONE make Bond a non-British woman? These articles are just making stuff up, no one wants that.
I guess prayers of those who wanted a minority non binary actor weren’t answered.
Well they teased with the black female 007 in the last movie, it wasn’t received well. I dont think its about race, its about trying to keep true to its roots. Likeable characters being gender swapped or race swapped has never been seen positive. I always thought the idea of idris elba being a good 007. Maybe thats because i liked the tv series Luther.
Tom Holland is British and male. I’m really worried, guys
The fact that they needed to confirm James Bond would remain both male and British says a lot about the way the film industry has been screwing with things.
Surely even the most fanatical activists know Bond has to be male and British ffs.
There are almost more spy movies with female protagonists than dudes at this point anyway. And they are all masters of that crotch-to-face-thigh-grip-spin-and-snap-neck move that hollywood loves so much.
They should –
Original Canon – Reboot James Bond as a series following the original stories adapted again + new stories in between, set in 1951 onwards, classic book accurate Bond
Prequel film/miniseries – 001 or the story of how the double agents came to be, set WW1 or earlier maybe
Modern day – His Majesty’s Secret Service usual modern day thriller/spy show, but the 00 program has recently been restarted, multiple agents, all British, all genders/races that are common in the UK, recruited for different missions to different environments, gives everyone representation but also makes it much more believable as a secret agent blends into the country, not the only white guy in a bar in Nigeria etc
Loads of content, everyone gets something
Bond: How do I arm the Rockets in the car.
Q: just say “Alexa arm rockets”.
Alexa: Now playing Rocket Man.
…So obviously he’s going to be transexual, gay and black Carribean, right?
This is such a bad time for a British spy story to be in the control of a rogue state 😔
But will he still be the main character in his own movie? I will not watch a movie where the ‘main character’ takes a back sit
The real question: will he finally get therapy or are we still pretending being a womanizing alcoholic with trust issues is peak espionage?
Would you rather be Batman or Bond?
Pattinson would be so good too
Was there ever a real danger of that not being the case? Like, was there some casting call that included women or something?