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    1. OStO_Cartography on

      If you’re seeking self help advice from Russell Brand you’re already beyond help, self administered or otherwise.

    2. Bertie-Marigold on

      Even if he wrote them they wouldn’t be very helpful and why would he need to write two anyway? If the first one doesn’t work? I think he needs a self-help book or two himself.

    3. Struggling to think of someone else equipped to write a self help book. The man has fallen off of sanity cliffs his entire life and is currently in the lowest pit of them all.

    4. Account_Eliminator on

      Could get AI to write it and people would ne non the wiser, the fact that he’s too stupid to even do that tells you everything you need to know.

      “Helpy Welpy – by Russel Brand” This one is about spirituality and growth.

      “Foody Moody – By Russel Brand” The second one is focused on diet and health.

    5. UKOver45Realist on

      The only self help book worth reading is “how to make $1m from a self help book, no experience necessary”

    6. FewEstablishment2696 on

      You’re telling me people didn’t see My Booky Wook as a “self-help” manual?

    7. MrMonkeyman79 on

      And there I was thinking “my rapey wapey” or “groomy woomy” would go right to the top of the best seller list.

      The publisher probably dodged a bullet by not having to print a single word he wrote.

    8. Well. You would think the publisher would be grateful. It’s worth losing the advance not to be connected to him.

    9. yetanotherdave2 on

      You’d think he’d be really good at a book on how to help yourself to whatever you want.

    10. Estimated-Delivery on

      There is no doubt this saintly and god-fearing human being whom everyone supports, is being unjustly targeted by the media, the so called Publisher who clearly misheard him making promises to write books and foolishly gave him the money as a GIFT, not to mention the shyster lawyers who’ve taken on this case against this great and good man whom has never sexually assaulted anyone. I believe he will defeat his enemies and prove without a shadow of a doubt that he is a pure of heart, sensitive and caring…..oh, I can’t keep this up. He’s a lying twat and we all know it.

    11. Fine_Solution580 on

      People quickly forget but 15 years ago he was being fawned on by the media as a seminal thinker of his generation. The Guardian, in particular, seemed to think he was some sort of Renaissance Man.

    12. OriginalNew2644 on

      If as a publisher you have commissioned Russell Brand to write self help books you deserve everything that’s coming to you!

    13. Humble-Variety-2593 on

      “Help yourself to: Women’s Body Woddies

      by Russell ‘should be in Jaily Waily’ Brand”

    14. Self Help book on how to grift to the right as a jesus loving weirdo after being accused of SA

    15. He was always so obviously a narcissistic gobshite amazing how he became so popular.

    16. > He also drove his Mini at 37mph in a 30mph zone in Shiplake, near his Oxfordshire home on March 23, High Wycombe Magistrates’ Court heard.

      I know in the grand scheme of all the things he’s accused of this is small beans, but it’s an amusing way to end the article nonetheless.

    17. He’ll recoup the money soon enough if he ends up writing ‘How to Make CuppaSoup In A Prisony-Wisony Toilet Bowly-Wowly’.

    18. Aren’t all those self-help books written by religious nutters? I’m sure I saw a vid on this recently, but they’re all repackaged religious shit.

    19. He could’ve done with some self help to improve his motivation and timekeeping.

    20. blamordeganis on

      So are they suing him because he hasn’t written the books, or because they don’t want them any more because his brand is now somewhat tainted?