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    My affair with Liz Truss ruined my marriage, admits former Tory MP
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    My affair with Liz Truss ruined my marriage, admits former Tory MP

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    1. Strange_Cranberry_47 on

      And our country’s love affair with Liz Truss also fucked us over big time.

      That’s the thing with Liz – she fucks you then fucks you over. Good times.

    2. ashyjay on

      Who the fuck would admit that, you could rip my teeth out and nails off with pliers and I would never admit something like that.

    3. After-Dentist-2480 on

      I ruined my marriage by fucking another woman, Tory MP fails to admit, preferring to blame the woman.

    5. Fit_Afternoon_1279 on

      Well duh, you had an affair. That’s on you. It doesn’t matter who it was with to your wife, you had a relationship with another woman.

    8. No-Strike-4560 on

      I had an affair and it ruined my marriage – says man who didn’t realise that cheating on your wife may have consequences.

    10. Spaff-Badger on

      For those not wanting to click, it’s Mark Field.

      For those being tempted to click, be warned. It’s quite nauseating

    12. Happyasaghost on

      “”He recalled that “even then, Liz came across” as intensely focused on success, displaying “the parroting of slogans, the blind partisanship and the need to present it all with a veneer of absolute confidence”.”

      Basically sums up the Tory party

    14. Rulweylan on

      To be fair, I can see the attraction.

      You’d never have to worry about her complaining you didn’t last very long.

    15. 0ttoChriek on

      It’s probably not even that his wife is angry he cheated, but that she’s utterly disgusted that he could be attracted to that absolutely insane, broken brained loon.

    16. ljh013 on

      I’m sure Liz’s husband will enjoy reading in the press how his wife shagged another man.

    17. squigglyeyeline on

      Like her time in office, their affair was short lived and finished with a disappointingly weak pound

    18. garliclord on

      So was Liz Truss technically cheating on this guy since she was also fucking the economy?

    24. ApolloAshaman on

      Good God this article is amazing! The jokes write themselves… Constantly referring to Truss’ short period in office at every opportunity and implying she was a posing neurotic mess – this has to be deliberate, all it’s missing is a lettuce reference!

      “ Mark Field, MP for Cities of London and Westminster from 2001 to 2019, revealed the “first serious signs of cracks” in his marriage began “just as Elizabeth Truss entered his life”. “ – yeah Mark, now you know how the rest of the country feels!

    27. ConnectPreference166 on

      Well that’s what you get for cheating. And with Liz Truss of all people. Never would I admit it. The shame would die with me.

    28. FoxyInTheSnow on

      “If only id shagged a 19-yr-old parliamentary aide who had less strident views on the economy, my wife would still love me.”

    29. DaiYawn on

      The poor wife.

      Imagine opening the pantry door to your husband going at it with a cabbage like Jason Biggs with a pie.

    32. RedofPaw on

      “My wife would have forgiven me, but when she found out it was Truss… she was just so insulted she could never take me back. “

    33. Legal_Situation_3917 on

      Imagine finding Liz Truss “intoxicating”. Man must’ve simply been intoxicated throughout.

      Also, fuck this asshole for not accepting any blame.

    35. challengeaccepted9 on

      Oh no Mark, what happened? Were you innocently minding your own business when Liz Truss fell on your dick?

      Utter twat.

    36. Manoj109 on

      A lot you the guys on here criticising Liz, would do her.

      Come on guys admit it.

      Would you?

    37. DarthFlowers on

      She’s a fiend for the pork markets eh? I genuinely am sorry for that imagery but I couldn’t suffer it alone.