Trump says he would be happy for US to become ‘associate’ Commonwealth member according to the FT. (paywall)
https://www.ft.com/content/8b1f96f2-05f5-4c59-af53-d35d058902b4
Posted by tracklesswastes
Trump says he would be happy for US to become ‘associate’ Commonwealth member according to the FT. (paywall)
https://www.ft.com/content/8b1f96f2-05f5-4c59-af53-d35d058902b4
Posted by tracklesswastes
31 Comments
Then maybe don’t challenge the sovereignty of another commonwealth member.
In the kindest and most polite way possible:
###FUCK
###OFF
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Cool, cool. Give up Presidential powers to the King, become a Prime Minister – then we’ll talk.
PS. You’re not going in the Commonwealth games
Link to Daily Mail article on same subject – [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14523713/trump-agrees-commonwealth-king-charles.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14523713/trump-agrees-commonwealth-king-charles.html)
We prefer Canada so … thanks but no thanks Orange Fart.
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No no no no no piss off come back when you realise not all the people of the commonwealth are white
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So would it be a right rumble for supremacy between Trump and Charles? My money is on sausage fingers. Camilla will have taught him a few sneaky moves
Sure. What ever. Tell him it comes with big boy pants and a super decoder ring and he’ll probably give us the trident replacement for free.
Are they crawling back to the British Empire is that what he is saying ? I guess Russia has limited plans for them
There are already organisations that promote Anglo-American cooperation and cultural exchange and therefore do everything the Commonwealth does.
We’re having a hard enough job for the ACTUAL commonwealth members to hold up our principles and standards, we probably don’t need to make it more complex!
His fucking stupid orange face. Looks like he’s struggling to even live at this point.
We have been focusing on Trump being a Russian asset this whole time, maybe he is part of a grand plot of the royal family to have the American colonies returned to their rightful owner.
Maybe we should dump some coca cola in the Thames, pretty sure that’s American for fuck your king
Trump just looks bizarre – Starmer and the guard are naturally coloured then there’s this bright orange grimace.
The King should constantly talk about America rejoining the empire. How Donald begs to let them back in.
Doesn’t matter if it’s true, but it’ll distract the narcissistic fascist, which can only be for the betterment of humanity
The Commonwealth Charter defines their shared values of democracy, human rights and the rule of law.
I don’t know if the usa would pass the entry requirements at the moment.
This is the wildest timeline. One minute he’s set to become the world’s next authoritarian dictator, and now he’s gladly bending over to British sovereignty?
Trump says a lot of things. It doesn’t really mean anything.
Would be very funny if instead of invading Greenland, the US became some sort of overseas territory of Canada…
Dear Mr. Trump,
We understand you’d be “happy” to become an associate member of the Commonwealth.
That’s adorable.
Unfortunately, we still remember when you tried to threaten Canada – the most polite country on Earth – because Trudeau didn’t flatter you like a Mar-a-Lago waiter. You threw a tantrum at the G7 and now want a seat at the tea table?
This isn’t a country club, and we don’t do emotional support memberships for ex-reality TV stars with coup hobbies.
**Application denied.**
Please stop emailing us.
Yours sincerely, The Entire Commonwealth
We’ve had Commonwealth member countries with genocidal racist warmongering leaders in the past, but we do have some standards.
All this for some Duchy Originals eggs. How far the US has fallen
He’s just seen a club he’s not part of and wants to get in just because he’s not involved.
I guess the US flag *would* look better with a Union Jack in the corner instead of those silly stars.
Secret offer? He’ll just meet King Charlie and say he’s now an associate member and provide no evidence and if anyone challenged him he’d say it’s a secret.
Tango Tyrant makes shit up as he goes
Not a fucking chance. No Russian sock puppets allowed.
The commonwealth is for countries that didn’t throw hissy fits and waste tea.
No.
While we’re at it, we should let Canada join Eurovision this year