Yeah they thought they would take Ukraine in a week too
Few-Role-4568 on
Great, now get on with it.
I’ve got a meeting on Tuesday that I can’t be arsed with so sometime between 23:00 Monday night would be good.
Krabsandwich on
Great idea threaten a nuclear strike against a country with nuclear weapons not really the best of plans. I suspect many people can see the fatal flaw in the Russian plan.
socratic-meth on
> He said: “You don’t understand the main thing. We see right through your coalition of peacemakers, who are not peacemakers but basically interventionists, will be destroyed.
Pathetic coming from blood thirsty savages invading their neighbour.
Firestorm8570 on
Come on then Vlad, what are you waiting for? BRING IT ON. So sick of this warmongering dictator and his constant bullshit.
No_Suit_9511 on
I’m on my knees begging them to spare us.
Those buffoons can’t even bring Ukraine to heel after three years.
South_Dependent_1128 on
Oh no, we better sign the petition to do the one thing Putin fears most of all, the echos of the British Empire coming into the present day: [https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/708393](https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/708393)
Just like how Trump has made China stronger, he will make us stronger as well.
jtthom on
It baffles me that we don’t treat Russia like we’re at war with them because we clearly are
Edit: I’m not saying we invade Russia or bomb Russia – but we should deport all their spies, seize their assets, and sink their shadow fleet sabotaging our infrastructure. We can’t pretend the Cold War is over because on their side it never ended
FlyWayOrDaHighway on
Good luck with that, the Vanguards would level Moscow before they even get a single nuke near London.
AldebaranTauri_ on
Good thing I have dual citizenship then.
If they kill me as British I can live as Italian.
Right guys?
Right..????
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ItsMrPantz on
They own a considerable amount of real estate in London and half of Surrey,, can’t see them dropping anything on their property portfolio
SaltyPossibility80 on
Lol. Nobody is scared of Russian forces anymore.
Ukraine are holding their own just using other countries surplus weapons.
arashi256 on
It *was* mildly terrifying 1,065 times ago.
Now…..yeah, okay Vlad. Settle down.
lNFORMATlVE on
Empty threats as usual from Putin’s regime — also fuck the Mirror, it’s like a left wing, just as awful version of the daily mail.
stopdontpanick on
To quote GPT on the full article:
* “The **headline makes it sound like an official state policy** or military declaration — which it isn’t.
* **“We will kill all British people”** is a paraphrased summary of the tone rather than a direct quote from Solovyov. It dramatically warps a targeted military threat into a genocidal one.
* This kind of hyperbole **ignores nuance**, such as the difference between threatening Western soldiers in Ukraine versus civilians in the UK.
* While deeply concerning and provocative, **this is not a formal threat of genocide or imminent nuclear war**.”
This would be like Piers Morgan said “fuck Russia, I hope you all die!!!!” and claiming the UK wants to annihilate Moscow, and headlines like this have came multiple times every week for **checks notes** 80 years
Mourner7913 on
“””terrifying”””
It’s Russia. They do this every other month.
Remember that time they threatened to crash the ISS into us? And that other time when they threatened to detonate a nuke in the ocean to drown us in a “nuclear tsunami” or whatever?
I honestly wish the papers would stop giving their internal propaganda attention here. The day they start sending all of the Russian trust fund babies living in London back to Moscow is when I’ll start worrying.
OldLondon on
Can you do Birmingham first please, it’ll sort the bins out
SpanktheElephant on
What the hell ever! He has been at war with Ukraine for years and his troops are getting smashed. Russia is doing so good fighting Ukraine they went to North Korea for help!
haphazard_chore on
We’ll take notice when the oligarchs children are pulled out of London. We will have plenty of nuclear weapons ready for a counter strike.
hime-633 on
Oh, really? Even the ones who clean and maintain their Kensington mansions? The ones who launder their money for them?
Bomb London and that’s all your funnelled money gone, whoopsie.
Banana_Tortoise on
It’s in the Mirror.
It’s Russia.
Yep, I’m wasting 0 amount of time worrying about this crap.
Angrypenguinwaddle96 on
Oh dear what a shame!!!! I’m making hot cross buns anyone want any?
PerceptionGreat2439 on
We’re going to be planting spuds soon and frankly your threats are an inconvenience.
Has the UK crossed a red line or something?
mattdaddy2025 on
Adopts “Toast” voice…. “FIRE THE NEWCLEEARRR WEAPONZZZ”.
Fast_Programmer4288 on
These silly Russian cunts really don’t understand who we are
DandyLionsInSiberia on
The Soviets seemed to behave with a bit more cunning and menace than whatever term describes the current regime in power –
They behave with a lairy and unmeasured bravado reminiscent of a bar room loud mouth after one vodka too many..
Unsure if a shift in tone and tenor is possible – given what the current political hierarchy within that country has done to the establishment – in order to shore up and cement their own positions within it..
The likelihood re a level of normalcy and diplomacy being restored seems remote…
Probably not possible until the old (formally low level) Soviet relic is gently edged out – alongside the associated coterie who suckles at his figurative teat / prop him up..
What a pity..
lleett on
I’m hearing Putin shoudn’t be heading up to any above ground floor premises where the windows open…
dearlordnonono on
He says this stuff all the time. It’s really not a news story, it’s just another episode of their show where they stand around and talk tough and that’s it. I notice none of them have dropped their mics and joined the ranks to show how tough they are 🥱
Xylarena on
Yawn.. What’s everyone doing for Easter? I just bought my partner one of those Lindt bunnies.
PositiveMaster8236 on
We keep being told we are now insignificant but Putin keeps singling us out, I think he’s still sulking we voted out our Russia compromised right wing isolationist government in 2024 NOT voted it back in unlike the USA
saxbophone on
How stupid are these people‽ They _know_ we have a nuclear deterrent. They _know_ we have the means to destroy Moscow and many other Russian cities with it. Noöne wins a nuclear war.
nahnotgoingthere on
Bring it on. Let us enjoy a rainy bank holiday weekend first though.
Krammn on
“terrifying”
right… 🙄
it’s honestly a bit pathetic at this point
Elmarcoz on
Me when i’m in a telling porky pies competition and my opponent is vladimir putin
FlakTotem on
No. And f**k you for claiming they did.
A Russian *propogandist* aka a Russian TV presenter, aka a Russian **pundit,** aka a Russian version of Tucker Carlson or Piers Morgan said it on TV.
This is no more ‘russia threatening to bomb the UK’ than ir would be the UK claiming covid 19 is a computer virus because an idiot on GB news got confused once.
It’s fine to hate russia, it’s fine to claim that rhetoric from inside it concerning. But crossing the line to ‘**Russia threatens’,** to ‘**The country of russia says’,** is gross and dangerous case of misinformation that is wrong to write, and wrong to repeat.
Beneficial-Pitch-430 on
Before I even open this, I’ll take a guess that it’s the little bitch that rants on TV about the west while having children born in America and educated them in the UK..
Substantial_Steak723 on
Russia will trample you all under the hooves of the dreaded donkey brigade (and let’s be clear that’s just the riders the kremlin are riding impotent asses 24/7…only the most impotent leaders.
The second assault wave will be on lime-ski scooters.
If needed the third wave will be on boriski bikes.
If by winter you have not surrendered to our benevolent dictator, the 4th and most lethal shock troops will be wielding bladed death machines ski-ski’s
(well the 3 day thing didn’t work with 🇺🇦 so we plan biglier)
Tremble in your ugg boots
Stockpile your haribo
Prepare to DIE(t) tovarisch!!! 🤣
We are coming for your hamsters (we are very hungry)
FollowingExtension90 on
I am starting to think communists might not be all bad after all. Putin and all his cronies and all their parasitic families all deserve the Tsar treatment.
Pen_dragons_pizza on
It’s kind of funny that I can read this headline and not give a fuck.
I guess it goes to show how much of a threat the guy actually is
nolinearbanana on
The newspaper editors who publish shit like this should be up for treason imo.
Everything out of Moscow is targetting Western voters – the hope to scare them into voting for politicians who will just let Russia crack on. The newspapers are all too often enablers for this war of propaganda.
NERV-Miata on
Not this bellend again. Russia couldn’t fight its way out of a paper bag…
thedarkknight787 on
Is this the 27,000th time they’ve said this ????? Do they have time to do anything else lol
RushExisting on
Damn it, I’d planned to paint the shed. If it’s not one thing it’s another..
Darmok_und_Salat on
A ruzzki propagandist = some random dude, posing as Mr BigBalls
aitorbk on
This is a bit inconvenient to me, as I happen to live far enough from the predicted target to be quite inconvenienced but not far enough to be safe.
I guess I will mildly complain about the situation.
Enkir on
These pussies are such clowns.
When has the UK ever lost a war to Russia? The UK, Germany, France and Poland could crush them.
Remember, we don’t need to make the classic mistake of invading Russia, we just need to turn back their crappy forces.
Oh, and we have nukes too!
curryandbeans on
Sorry is that the country that lost their armada to a country without a navy?
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Yeah they thought they would take Ukraine in a week too
Great, now get on with it.
I’ve got a meeting on Tuesday that I can’t be arsed with so sometime between 23:00 Monday night would be good.
Great idea threaten a nuclear strike against a country with nuclear weapons not really the best of plans. I suspect many people can see the fatal flaw in the Russian plan.
> He said: “You don’t understand the main thing. We see right through your coalition of peacemakers, who are not peacemakers but basically interventionists, will be destroyed.
Pathetic coming from blood thirsty savages invading their neighbour.
Come on then Vlad, what are you waiting for? BRING IT ON. So sick of this warmongering dictator and his constant bullshit.
I’m on my knees begging them to spare us.
Those buffoons can’t even bring Ukraine to heel after three years.
Oh no, we better sign the petition to do the one thing Putin fears most of all, the echos of the British Empire coming into the present day: [https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/708393](https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/708393)
Just like how Trump has made China stronger, he will make us stronger as well.
It baffles me that we don’t treat Russia like we’re at war with them because we clearly are
Edit: I’m not saying we invade Russia or bomb Russia – but we should deport all their spies, seize their assets, and sink their shadow fleet sabotaging our infrastructure. We can’t pretend the Cold War is over because on their side it never ended
Good luck with that, the Vanguards would level Moscow before they even get a single nuke near London.
Good thing I have dual citizenship then.
If they kill me as British I can live as Italian.
Right guys?
Right..????
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They own a considerable amount of real estate in London and half of Surrey,, can’t see them dropping anything on their property portfolio
Lol. Nobody is scared of Russian forces anymore.
Ukraine are holding their own just using other countries surplus weapons.
It *was* mildly terrifying 1,065 times ago.
Now…..yeah, okay Vlad. Settle down.
Empty threats as usual from Putin’s regime — also fuck the Mirror, it’s like a left wing, just as awful version of the daily mail.
To quote GPT on the full article:
* “The **headline makes it sound like an official state policy** or military declaration — which it isn’t.
* **“We will kill all British people”** is a paraphrased summary of the tone rather than a direct quote from Solovyov. It dramatically warps a targeted military threat into a genocidal one.
* This kind of hyperbole **ignores nuance**, such as the difference between threatening Western soldiers in Ukraine versus civilians in the UK.
* While deeply concerning and provocative, **this is not a formal threat of genocide or imminent nuclear war**.”
This would be like Piers Morgan said “fuck Russia, I hope you all die!!!!” and claiming the UK wants to annihilate Moscow, and headlines like this have came multiple times every week for **checks notes** 80 years
“””terrifying”””
It’s Russia. They do this every other month.
Remember that time they threatened to crash the ISS into us? And that other time when they threatened to detonate a nuke in the ocean to drown us in a “nuclear tsunami” or whatever?
I honestly wish the papers would stop giving their internal propaganda attention here. The day they start sending all of the Russian trust fund babies living in London back to Moscow is when I’ll start worrying.
Can you do Birmingham first please, it’ll sort the bins out
What the hell ever! He has been at war with Ukraine for years and his troops are getting smashed. Russia is doing so good fighting Ukraine they went to North Korea for help!
We’ll take notice when the oligarchs children are pulled out of London. We will have plenty of nuclear weapons ready for a counter strike.
Oh, really? Even the ones who clean and maintain their Kensington mansions? The ones who launder their money for them?
Bomb London and that’s all your funnelled money gone, whoopsie.
It’s in the Mirror.
It’s Russia.
Yep, I’m wasting 0 amount of time worrying about this crap.
Oh dear what a shame!!!! I’m making hot cross buns anyone want any?
We’re going to be planting spuds soon and frankly your threats are an inconvenience.
Has the UK crossed a red line or something?
Adopts “Toast” voice…. “FIRE THE NEWCLEEARRR WEAPONZZZ”.
These silly Russian cunts really don’t understand who we are
The Soviets seemed to behave with a bit more cunning and menace than whatever term describes the current regime in power –
They behave with a lairy and unmeasured bravado reminiscent of a bar room loud mouth after one vodka too many..
Unsure if a shift in tone and tenor is possible – given what the current political hierarchy within that country has done to the establishment – in order to shore up and cement their own positions within it..
The likelihood re a level of normalcy and diplomacy being restored seems remote…
Probably not possible until the old (formally low level) Soviet relic is gently edged out – alongside the associated coterie who suckles at his figurative teat / prop him up..
What a pity..
I’m hearing Putin shoudn’t be heading up to any above ground floor premises where the windows open…
He says this stuff all the time. It’s really not a news story, it’s just another episode of their show where they stand around and talk tough and that’s it. I notice none of them have dropped their mics and joined the ranks to show how tough they are 🥱
Yawn.. What’s everyone doing for Easter? I just bought my partner one of those Lindt bunnies.
We keep being told we are now insignificant but Putin keeps singling us out, I think he’s still sulking we voted out our Russia compromised right wing isolationist government in 2024 NOT voted it back in unlike the USA
How stupid are these people‽ They _know_ we have a nuclear deterrent. They _know_ we have the means to destroy Moscow and many other Russian cities with it. Noöne wins a nuclear war.
Bring it on. Let us enjoy a rainy bank holiday weekend first though.
“terrifying”
right… 🙄
it’s honestly a bit pathetic at this point
Me when i’m in a telling porky pies competition and my opponent is vladimir putin
No. And f**k you for claiming they did.
A Russian *propogandist* aka a Russian TV presenter, aka a Russian **pundit,** aka a Russian version of Tucker Carlson or Piers Morgan said it on TV.
This is no more ‘russia threatening to bomb the UK’ than ir would be the UK claiming covid 19 is a computer virus because an idiot on GB news got confused once.
It’s fine to hate russia, it’s fine to claim that rhetoric from inside it concerning. But crossing the line to ‘**Russia threatens’,** to ‘**The country of russia says’,** is gross and dangerous case of misinformation that is wrong to write, and wrong to repeat.
Before I even open this, I’ll take a guess that it’s the little bitch that rants on TV about the west while having children born in America and educated them in the UK..
Russia will trample you all under the hooves of the dreaded donkey brigade (and let’s be clear that’s just the riders the kremlin are riding impotent asses 24/7…only the most impotent leaders.
The second assault wave will be on lime-ski scooters.
If needed the third wave will be on boriski bikes.
If by winter you have not surrendered to our benevolent dictator, the 4th and most lethal shock troops will be wielding bladed death machines ski-ski’s
(well the 3 day thing didn’t work with 🇺🇦 so we plan biglier)
Tremble in your ugg boots
Stockpile your haribo
Prepare to DIE(t) tovarisch!!! 🤣
We are coming for your hamsters (we are very hungry)
I am starting to think communists might not be all bad after all. Putin and all his cronies and all their parasitic families all deserve the Tsar treatment.
It’s kind of funny that I can read this headline and not give a fuck.
I guess it goes to show how much of a threat the guy actually is
The newspaper editors who publish shit like this should be up for treason imo.
Everything out of Moscow is targetting Western voters – the hope to scare them into voting for politicians who will just let Russia crack on. The newspapers are all too often enablers for this war of propaganda.
Not this bellend again. Russia couldn’t fight its way out of a paper bag…
Is this the 27,000th time they’ve said this ????? Do they have time to do anything else lol
Damn it, I’d planned to paint the shed. If it’s not one thing it’s another..
A ruzzki propagandist = some random dude, posing as Mr BigBalls
This is a bit inconvenient to me, as I happen to live far enough from the predicted target to be quite inconvenienced but not far enough to be safe.
I guess I will mildly complain about the situation.
These pussies are such clowns.
When has the UK ever lost a war to Russia? The UK, Germany, France and Poland could crush them.
Remember, we don’t need to make the classic mistake of invading Russia, we just need to turn back their crappy forces.
Oh, and we have nukes too!
Sorry is that the country that lost their armada to a country without a navy?