Guess I should start getting my affairs in order then…
Ahfrodisiac on
Dang, that’s not good I got stuff to do during that time. Any chance they can reschedule it to another date? Preferably one where I’m not busy.
DisillusionedBook on
Aww man, I was planning on doing the laundry that day
Coakis on
Guess they’ll need to build that restaurant a bit sooner.
SO6P_Cosmic on
10 year old me would have freaked the hell out seeing this
justtapon on
scientists be like good news the bad news got closer
H_M_C on
Good. I’ve got some time up my sleeve. Might go bowling this weekend.
riotz1 on
Shouldn’t we lie down, or put a paper bag over our heads or something?
Prior-Flamingo-1378 on
For reference we are at ~10^10 years since the beginning now.
FUThead2016 on
Oh god no, climate change is happening faster than we ever imagined!
Full_Piano6421 on
The article doesn’t explain how they managed to come up with those numbers, how is their model for Hawking radiation different from the former to have such differences in the time frames?
VincentGrinn on
so more than just blackholes can decay via hawking radiation
but im guessing this timeline is still assuming that protons do decay
because if they dont you get into some really silly business like cold fusion via quantum tunneling eventually turning a vacuum universe into iron stars and thats like 10^10^100 years
and that possibility could even lead to cyclical universes which is waaay longer
Derice on
> Because the researchers were at it anyway, they also calculated how long it takes for the moon and a human to evaporate via Hawking-like radiation. That’s 10^(90) years. Of course, the researchers subtly note, there are other processes that may cause humans and the moon to disappear faster than calculated.
Darn. I was hoping to live to the ripe old age of 10^(90).
irrigated_liver on
Would you say it’s time for our readers to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside?
Imagine how long that is. Just… think about it for a moment…
This is the kind of existential shit that keeps me up. I wonder where are all my constituent particles will be at that time.
patches3141 on
Ima tell her I love her. I have no more time to waste
jasminesaka on
I need to complete my bucket list quickly then.
Kasern77 on
Oh, so only 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 years? Not too far away then 🙂
microtherion on
<s> that’s why it’s imperative for humanity to become a multi-universe species! </s>
Rough_Shelter4136 on
Great news, this is a relief. The universe being created disappointed a lot of people
Tango-Down-167 on
And entire human civilization is how long? Or even entire human existence? In comparison. Shocking headline /s
ThaPlymouth_1 on
Dammmn bro. Better start stocking up on rice and black beans while we can!!
French_O_Matic on
Same shit different day. That’s what the days at work feel like.
Yuzumi_ on
Man now i need to hurry with my groceries again because of that.
alec83 on
Don’t we mean the simulation. The Alien gods already know the outcome.
esKq on
Better buy a lot of toilet paper then, just in case. /s
Auzquandiance on
What will a universe decay look like? Everything collapse and cease to exist in an instant?
Pineapple_King on
“Alexa, remind me in 10⁷⁸ years about the decay of the universe”
kama-Ndizi on
So, I don’t need all my savings for retirement o_O
bees-are-furry on
How good of a procrastinator are you…?
Challenge accepted.
ageown on
Looks like people will be getting off lightly with their mortgages!
getpoopedon on
If you haven’t played Outer Wilds yet, you should.
itsRobbie_ on
We’ve only got 1078 years left? Does that mean I still have to go to work tomorrow?
ciberpunkt on
But this will happen in the morning or by the night? I have some important things to do that day.
A_Monsanto on
Oh no!
What about my real estate investments?
/s
Hobbitjeff on
This is approximately half the time it takes to be seen in my local emergency room.
wingsinvoid on
Oh man, I can’t wait!
Finally having some peace and quiet.
LordBledisloe on
Ah yup. Just as halflife 3 was actually confirmed by valve, heat death of the universe is bought forward. Typical.
SriGurubhyoNamaha on
We’re like bacteria on a grain of sand trying to predict the fate of the ocean.
So when people ask, *”How will the universe end?”*—a good answer might just be:
>
smallbiceps90 on
I asked ChatGPT to contextualize 10^1100 and:
Absolutely—10^1100 years is an unimaginably vast amount of time, far beyond anything we encounter in our everyday experiences. Here’s an analogy to help put it in perspective:
Imagine this:
Suppose there’s a gigantic granite mountain that is 1 light-year tall, 1 light-year wide, and 1 light-year deep (a cube of solid rock more than 9.5 trillion kilometers on each side).
Now, imagine that once every 10 billion years, a tiny feather gently brushes against the mountain and removes one atom of stone.
Eventually—over an inconceivably long time—this feather will have completely worn the entire mountain down to nothing.
But here’s the catch:
By the time the mountain is completely eroded, not even a tiny fraction of 10^1100 years will have passed.
In fact, this process could repeat billions upon billions of times and still not come close.
Even the total number of atoms in the observable universe is only about 10^80, a number dwarfed by 10^1100.
DUDE. But I make ice cream for a living so I’m not exactly qualified to check those calculations
th3h4ck3r on
Barely enough time for another Monopoly game smh
PhazonPhoenix5 on
And I’ll still be waiting for Metroid Prime 4
HaggisLad on
time to pack it up people, we are not getting out of this one alive
Skellyhell2 on
Finally, some good news! I was worried I would have to wait forever for some peace
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Guess I should start getting my affairs in order then…
Dang, that’s not good I got stuff to do during that time. Any chance they can reschedule it to another date? Preferably one where I’m not busy.
Aww man, I was planning on doing the laundry that day
Guess they’ll need to build that restaurant a bit sooner.
10 year old me would have freaked the hell out seeing this
scientists be like good news the bad news got closer
Good. I’ve got some time up my sleeve. Might go bowling this weekend.
Shouldn’t we lie down, or put a paper bag over our heads or something?
For reference we are at ~10^10 years since the beginning now.
Oh god no, climate change is happening faster than we ever imagined!
The article doesn’t explain how they managed to come up with those numbers, how is their model for Hawking radiation different from the former to have such differences in the time frames?
so more than just blackholes can decay via hawking radiation
but im guessing this timeline is still assuming that protons do decay
because if they dont you get into some really silly business like cold fusion via quantum tunneling eventually turning a vacuum universe into iron stars and thats like 10^10^100 years
and that possibility could even lead to cyclical universes which is waaay longer
> Because the researchers were at it anyway, they also calculated how long it takes for the moon and a human to evaporate via Hawking-like radiation. That’s 10^(90) years. Of course, the researchers subtly note, there are other processes that may cause humans and the moon to disappear faster than calculated.
Darn. I was hoping to live to the ripe old age of 10^(90).
Would you say it’s time for our readers to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside?
“[He stopped doing his homework! – What’s the point, the universe is expanding](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvhnAItOYLg)” 😀 Ah, I really need to rewatch Annie Hall.
Imagine how long that is. Just… think about it for a moment…
This is the kind of existential shit that keeps me up. I wonder where are all my constituent particles will be at that time.
Ima tell her I love her. I have no more time to waste
I need to complete my bucket list quickly then.
Oh, so only 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 years? Not too far away then 🙂
<s> that’s why it’s imperative for humanity to become a multi-universe species! </s>
Great news, this is a relief. The universe being created disappointed a lot of people
And entire human civilization is how long? Or even entire human existence? In comparison. Shocking headline /s
Dammmn bro. Better start stocking up on rice and black beans while we can!!
Same shit different day. That’s what the days at work feel like.
Man now i need to hurry with my groceries again because of that.
Don’t we mean the simulation. The Alien gods already know the outcome.
Better buy a lot of toilet paper then, just in case. /s
What will a universe decay look like? Everything collapse and cease to exist in an instant?
“Alexa, remind me in 10⁷⁸ years about the decay of the universe”
So, I don’t need all my savings for retirement o_O
How good of a procrastinator are you…?
Challenge accepted.
Looks like people will be getting off lightly with their mortgages!
If you haven’t played Outer Wilds yet, you should.
We’ve only got 1078 years left? Does that mean I still have to go to work tomorrow?
But this will happen in the morning or by the night? I have some important things to do that day.
Oh no!
What about my real estate investments?
/s
This is approximately half the time it takes to be seen in my local emergency room.
Oh man, I can’t wait!
Finally having some peace and quiet.
Ah yup. Just as halflife 3 was actually confirmed by valve, heat death of the universe is bought forward. Typical.
We’re like bacteria on a grain of sand trying to predict the fate of the ocean.
So when people ask, *”How will the universe end?”*—a good answer might just be:
>
I asked ChatGPT to contextualize 10^1100 and:
Absolutely—10^1100 years is an unimaginably vast amount of time, far beyond anything we encounter in our everyday experiences. Here’s an analogy to help put it in perspective:
Imagine this:
Suppose there’s a gigantic granite mountain that is 1 light-year tall, 1 light-year wide, and 1 light-year deep (a cube of solid rock more than 9.5 trillion kilometers on each side).
Now, imagine that once every 10 billion years, a tiny feather gently brushes against the mountain and removes one atom of stone.
Eventually—over an inconceivably long time—this feather will have completely worn the entire mountain down to nothing.
But here’s the catch:
By the time the mountain is completely eroded, not even a tiny fraction of 10^1100 years will have passed.
In fact, this process could repeat billions upon billions of times and still not come close.
Even the total number of atoms in the observable universe is only about 10^80, a number dwarfed by 10^1100.
DUDE. But I make ice cream for a living so I’m not exactly qualified to check those calculations
Barely enough time for another Monopoly game smh
And I’ll still be waiting for Metroid Prime 4
time to pack it up people, we are not getting out of this one alive
Finally, some good news! I was worried I would have to wait forever for some peace