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  1. I don’t know why more people aren’t talking about this! We are on the verge of some amazing world-changing discoveries (if NASA isn’t defunded)

  2. Old_timey_brain on

    And every 44 minutes, someone presses the button to silence it, for otherwise,

    we’d be LOST!

    In all seriousness, though, are there not other astrological bodies or entities that emit pulses?

  3. I once read something I will paraphrase as “almost every unknown thing like that ends up being a pulsar”

  4. XxTreeFiddyxX on

    Is the pulsating in the room with us right now?

    Where on this doll did the pulsating happen?

  5. Wardog_Razgriz30 on

    Once again we roll the “Pulsar or Aliens” dice to see what the hell this thing is.

  6. Bright_Passage_2653 on

    Isnt this the one that pulses x-ray? That was a recent surpise on that one.

  7. > This mysterious object could take many forms, including a pulsar, a white dwarf star in a binary with a low-mass star, or a magnetar.

    The last would be cool. I saw Thomas Dobly use one in concert back in the day.

  8. Quick! What does . (44 minutes later) . (44 minutes later) . (44 minutes later) . (44 minutes later) . (44 minutes later) . (44 minutes later) . (44 minutes later) . (44 minutes later) Mean in Morse code?

  9. MetalWorking3915 on

    We know these headlines are always designed to trigger people’s desire for life out there but by now I think we can all agree we can just assume its always a pulsar until the day we see the headlines nasa/other provides 100% evidence of life not from earth we can ignore that thought. Well I will.

  10. Pulsating every 44 minutes eh? Maybe we could call it a pulsinator or something like that.

  11. OdraNoel2049 on

    Just a friendly reminder that we recently had whistle blowers testify to congress that the us gov has recovered crashed alien craft and their occupants. Reverse engeneeired some tech (transistors, lasers, fiber optics ect) and that its the biggest most sophisticated cover up in human history.

    But sure, a new kind of pulsar sounds interesting i guess….

  12. 44 minutes is the exact length of an episode of Law & Order. The pulsing is probably just the universe going ‘dun-DUN’.

  13. Probably a complex of multiple oscillations which only point exactly in our direction every 44 minutes.

  14. Nick_Furious2370 on

    Didn’t read the article but this headline sounds like some Rendezvous with Rama alien level stuff.

  15. ReasonsBeyondReason2 on

    Something deep in the galaxy is having a pulsating post nut clarity.

  16. schpongleberg on

    Okay fine, I’ll stop. Jeez 🙄

    Can’t even pulse in peace anymore. Guess I’ll have to undulate instead

  17. NotMalaysiaRichard on

    You know the first episode of the rebooted Battlestar Galactica was titled “33”. The human survivors had to make a hyperspace jump every 33 minutes because somehow the Cylons would catch up to them. And they had to do this over 200 times consecutively, not allowing the crew to sleep. Maybe there’s a Galactica out there that’s jumping every 44 minutes.