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  1. ReddyBlueBlue on

    Why don’t these people buy a plot of land and rent it out for dogging? No need to potentially expose people to it.

  2. ShondaVanda on

    >The council claims ‘sex in the bushes is not a crime unless someone sees and is offended’

    Well I think it won’t be hard to know where to start looking for these doggers lol

  3. Otherwise_Movie5142 on

    Oh my god… that’s disgusting! Group sex in daylight? Where? Where did did they do that?

    Oh that disgusting Northumberland, I mean it’s so big though… Which area? Which area are they dogging in?

  4. So the guy making complaints has observed lots of people dogging. Does that make him a voyeur?

  5. nightcap965 on

    The police have moved such activities further out of town to avoid curtain-twitchers. ‘It’s no good,’ said Mrs Pinchgirdle. ‘I can still see them through my binoculars.’

  6. Nuclear_Wasteman on

    Dogging, much like trainspotting (activities I’ve never engaged in) are very curiously British cultural oddities.

  7. Sensitive_Echo5058 on

    If the crematorium is for non-religious folk, the council could call it ‘From sexual affairs to eternal flames’.

  8. Wanderlustforsun on

    ‘Just this week I witnessed a man masturbating in the open and police have confirmed they are following up with him’

    What does ‘following up with him’
    mean? Is it a euphemism? – I have some very odd image in my brain!

  9. regprenticer on

    > Outrage over dogging hotspot where people ‘have group sex in broad daylight’

    Well…. That’s what dogging is.

  10. “You see officer, I was only there so that I could get directions on how to get away from there!”

  11. My bet is the journalist got caught at a dogging site, made up the excuse they were doing research and then had to follow up with an article to prove it

  12. Appropriate-Dig-7080 on

    Discreet public sex is fun and harmless. People should mind their own business.

  13. ArcticSailOx on

    Anyone know location and days, are there enough participants to make it worth taking my catering van up there?

    I can do foot long hot dogs and whipped cream treats.

  14. fatinternetcat on

    I used to have to walk through the woods and back to get to my part time job. Wouldn’t see people often, but every now and then I’d come across some bloke just standing around waiting halfway down the trail. He’d look at me, I’d look at him. I had my suspicions but was never quite sure 😂

  15. CalicoCatRobot on

    I want to see the expenses claim for this article! (in reality it’s just been nicked from the Newcastle Chronicle)

    Also:

    >Concerns have been shared after plans to build a new [crematorium](https://www.mirror.co.uk/all-about/funerals) in the area were approved by [council](https://www.mirror.co.uk/all-about/uk-council) officials for the end of the year

    is an odd juxtaposition – avoid clear windows in the chapel I guess?!

    In practise building premises there, with staff, is likely to make the people move on – unless they have some very specific interests…

  16. travestyofPeZ on

    Well tbh, it would be weird if people *weren’t* having public sex in a “dogging hotspot”.

  17. Standard_Response_43 on

    Brave I say..I’ve fucked in the woods…stinging nettles on your balls and shaft ain’t nice

  18. Fine_Ambition8559 on

    Just wondering where it
    Is? so I can meet up with groups of other dog walkers

  19. ITT: Unfunny people who haven’t caught on (since nobody’s allowed to say it for some reason?) make the same unfunny ‘joke’.

  20. Low-Captain1721 on

    That’s just disgraceful.  Purely for academic research purposes, where abouts is it…? 

    Make a flask, dig out the Wellington Boots & Rain Mac (you haven’t seen me – shhhh…) 😂

  21. Disgusting, they should put up a sign warning people, maybe with the times the area becomes especially busy, maybe with on site parking….bar van too, just to rehydrate….

  22. There’s a spot like this (lay-by on an old main road replaced by a nearby dual carriageway) near my parents’ village, it’s locally referred to as the gay-by and all the villagers hate it.

    It amuses me.

  23. SufficientWarthog846 on

    God it’s a really slow news day eh?

    Did they just copy paste from the last time they ran this story

  24. drove past there last week, all i saw was a bunch of fat cows around a bunch of clucking cocks.

  25. AlienPandaren on

    Apparently the local tory MP has announced *immediate* action and will head straight down and take care of all miscreants with their own two hands (and it’s about time too)

  26. YesAmAThrowaway on

    BREAKING NEWS: People found to have sex even outside of their own bed. In an absolute surprise to nobody, people have been found to live out their desires in more places than just a singular bedroom. Swinger communities and adults only hotels SHIVER in fear that the general public might become aware they are even a thing, risking facing SEVERE BACKLASH over basically nothing.