“I didn’t do it! It was my wife! I got no control over that woman, honest!” -Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito

Posted by SufficientDoor8227

5 Comments

  1. korbentulsa on

    I often wonder what history will say about these two. I hope for “traitor,” but I fear they’ll be lionized. So very terrified that this next presidential election will determine which.

  2. Jesus Fucking Christ, I have so little respect for the “It wasn’t meeee!” duo. Taking responsibility is literally something I work on with my fourth-grade students.

  3. Used_Intention6479 on

    “Behind every great insurrectionist, is their insurrectionist wife.”

  4. Figures. If you get called out, blame someone else. Namely, your wife lol.
    What a copout.