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  1. Calling something unhackable is tempting fate a bit isn’t it

    A bit like saying a ship is unsinkable

  2. BranchDifferent4709 on

    Pointless, given that the UK will be the most hacked and blackmailed country on earth given new age verification checks everywhere.

  3. Almost everything is “hacked” due to grid negligence or social engineering. We seem to be increasing the strength of security which obviously isn’t a bad thing but I don’t think we’re addressing the root cause

  4. Talentless67 on

    If you’re going to do something new to increase security of a system, telling the world about it doesn’t seem to be best start.

  5. The UK also has RIPA, which allows the government to issue a notice requiring anyone who develops encryption technology to insert back doors into it for the British government. We also have “D-Notices” which allow the government to seize any technology that might have military applications from the developer and prohibit them from doing anything further with it or disclosing it.

    Any cryptography as good as what was being described here would almost certainly be the subject of a D-Notice if the government wanted it for themselves or, if it’s still on the market, it will probably have been backdoored under RIPA. To be blunt about it, nobody in their right mind would develop such technology in the UK because it would likely be taken from them and nobody who needed encryption that strong would buy anything claiming to be truly secure that was developed here because it’s probably been compromised by the government.

  6. Howthehelldoido on

    Well, our comms guys can’t load crypto correctly on most ships / aircraft I’ve been on, so it ll be interesting seeing how they deal with this.

  7. “Unhackable” except when some intern in tech support gets socially engineered to reset a password for someone impersonating an admin.

  8. It’s unshakable in the sense that it’s encryption, and quantum computers are so powerful that they can encrypt and decrypt things that average Joe computer would take years to do, but probably could still hack it with another quantum computer

  9. pss1pss1pss1 on

    UK government aiming to crack the superposition of folks having a wank and not having a wank.

  10. infidel_castro69 on

    Seems to be a lot of posts on WEF about quantum and Industry 4.0. I don’t think they realise how primitive the quantum tech is yet, we’ll be way into Industry 5.0 by the point it has practical applications.

  11. Theblackjamesbrown on

    Unsinkable ship The Titanic begins maiden journey from Southampton to New York

  12. AdministrativeShip2 on

    Called it years ago, when we were installing atomic clocks on ships!

  13. NorthAtlanticTerror on

    Reminder that we’re 30 years away from a working quantum computer and even if they were available today all they could do is find prime factors.

  14. Quantum technology? Just use british slang, nobody can decipher that.

    OI!! Giggle yer ganks and planks then, yarrite?

    Boff me biggles, the lord o’ the lorries troid ta give me a yammerin yonk den, innit?!?!

    Floff and figs, ‘ee ‘ad the cobbles den?

    Tew roight ‘ee did, so I luffed ‘is ladder and licked a Lutonshire atop Thames oi did!!

    Harvey and Honks, yer a propah tibbletoss yew is!! TURRAH!!!