My Kartvelian friends, hear me out

gamarjoba my georgian comrades,

today i have a very insane but well thought decision.

yes, i know i’m turkish, but:

georgia the country should colonize georgia the state.

first, we need to establish a company (new kartvelian company), then have it to trade goods (peaches, wine etc) between the state and the country and amass money first.

then we need to settle georgians into the state, with small numbers (say, 200) at first, to villages we’ll build with georgian toponymy. but the residents need to keep a low profile at first and pretend to integrate in order to evade deportation.

then, we need to expand the company into other sectors (it, industry, communications, logistics etc etc etc), raise awareness in the country about the project and in the state about the georgian culture and language, then bring in more settlers, have them do agriculture in the farmlands we bought for them and get them to have 30 children each.

then, when we outnumber the yankees by two-thirds majority, we’ll have georgia secede from the united states and declare the totally-sovereign-and-not-a-colony-of-sakartvelo state of new kartvelia and put georgian as the sole state language.

end: profit