And here I was at first glance getting excited about the possibility of a blue nipple
withak30 on
Not sure what is NSFW about concentric circles.
Anyway, self-reporting is a terrible basis for this survey. Next time you can borrow my Munsell color charts so we can get some reliable and actionable data.
chaoticidealism on
The people who answered “black” probably just have really really dark skin. Enough melanin and you can get some strikingly dark shades.
SsooooOriginal on
*nipples are “black, and should see a doctor”?
Wtf OP?
Some people have that much melanin, fyi.
TheBlueArsedFly on
(not blue) is the most disappointing thing I’ve read all day.
Coaltown992 on
Where was this survey conducted? Did you ask Men and women?
cocuke on
I thought they only came in pink suckies or brown chewies.
RedditorAli on
Is dark pink supposed to be inclusive of light brown?
I’m also not convinced that your typical respondent knows the difference between their nipple and areola.
spookyoneoverthere on
So whenever I see this I feel like there are a couple of issues:
– not distinguishing nipple vs areola (because the colors do differ!)
– I feel like “light brown” is pretty common
Otherwise, this is definitely fun and interesting
LetsJerkCircular on
That was the middle school question: what color are your nipples?
Grandmustafa on
This post wouldn’t be labeled nsfw if it was male nipples
/s
meyriley04 on
I like the graph, but the “other” color should be black or dark gray. Making it blue means you have to add the “not blue” addendum.
steelmanfallacy on
Did you survey only white people?
Digital_loop on
I volunteer as inspection tribute!
Left_Pool_5565 on
At the end of the day you can’t really see them when you’re nibbling on them. They could be purple polka dots and they’d still nibble just the same.
![[OC] Nipple color rarity chart of street surveyors](https://www.byteseu.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/ltw1moi3agpf1-1024x677.png "[OC] Nipple color rarity chart of street surveyors")
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And here I was at first glance getting excited about the possibility of a blue nipple
Not sure what is NSFW about concentric circles.
Anyway, self-reporting is a terrible basis for this survey. Next time you can borrow my Munsell color charts so we can get some reliable and actionable data.
The people who answered “black” probably just have really really dark skin. Enough melanin and you can get some strikingly dark shades.
*nipples are “black, and should see a doctor”?
Wtf OP?
Some people have that much melanin, fyi.
(not blue) is the most disappointing thing I’ve read all day.
Where was this survey conducted? Did you ask Men and women?
I thought they only came in pink suckies or brown chewies.
Is dark pink supposed to be inclusive of light brown?
I’m also not convinced that your typical respondent knows the difference between their nipple and areola.
So whenever I see this I feel like there are a couple of issues:
– not distinguishing nipple vs areola (because the colors do differ!)
– I feel like “light brown” is pretty common
Otherwise, this is definitely fun and interesting
That was the middle school question: what color are your nipples?
This post wouldn’t be labeled nsfw if it was male nipples
/s
I like the graph, but the “other” color should be black or dark gray. Making it blue means you have to add the “not blue” addendum.
Did you survey only white people?
I volunteer as inspection tribute!
At the end of the day you can’t really see them when you’re nibbling on them. They could be purple polka dots and they’d still nibble just the same.