What are the purple and green circles on the chart representing?
GaiusMarcus on
Has the Muskrat knocked up Stephen Miller’s wife yet?
official_jgf on
You should add Anthony Edwards
Ryeballs on
“Beautiful” has long since departed, “data” is hanging on by a thread, so all that will be left is the “is”
Euphoric_Switch_337 on
Elon needs to bump up his numbers
rclonecopymove on
Most of Elon’s don’t count though?
The International Agreement on Breeding, Racing and Wagering
Article 12
3.1
>Any Foal resulting from or produced by the processes of Artificial Insemination, Embryo Transfer or Transplant, Cloning or any other form of genetic manipulation not herein specified, shall not be eligible for recording in a Thoroughbred Stud Book approved by the International Stud Book Committee.
I have 3 kids and for the fucking life of me I cannot imagine wanting more. The 3rd one was an oopsy, I was totally fine with just 2.
I suppose the difference between me and these fuckbois is that I am involved in my kids’ life and it keeps me so damn busy I have nothing more for more kids.
TokoBlaster on
How much spare time do you have? Because it might be too much.
aroach1995 on
They want a legacy. And they can financially support many kids.
I think we are just jealous. Yeah he probably can’t be an effective father to that many kids, but many kids don’t have a father. Financial comfort + a mother is perfectly fine honestly. I only had a mother and I had 0 financial comfort.
How many kids can a man with a full time job support/meaningfully parent?
Quinntensity on
He’s spreading the spectrum disorder like Genghis Khan.
Disastrous-Medium-96 on
Shaun Alexander had his 14th kids this week !! All with the same woman
con247 on
Add Tyreek Hill. He’s a promising latecomer to this competition.
Shockwavepulsar on
Just for the fun of it let’s throw in Tyreek Hill
relaxyourshoulders on
Philip Michael Thomas has 12
Electrical-Topic1467 on
This Reddit should be called sigma data, for both the math factor and the memes
coleman57 on
Seems like any Schmoe could leave those numbers in the dust. Almost like these guys aren’t really serious. And then there’s the late Epstein, who if I’m not mistaken died still stuck at 0. He invested many millions in his NM baby ranch and came up empty.
bourbonandvinyl on
The dots themselves, yes. But each year dot also corresponds to a number on the Y-axis. So most of these are 0 kid dots.
enwongeegeefor on
This is a quality shitpost. +1
kickinpanda on
A basic line graph showing two assholes’ kids: beautiful, a work of art.
Aern on
On a baby per dollar basis Nick is absolutely trouncing Elon.
chain_letter on
Is that a word people use instead of breeding fetishist
![Pronatalist Battle Royale: Elon Musk vs Nick Cannon [OC]](https://www.byteseu.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/d8nnjrczo4tf1-1536x1284.png "Pronatalist Battle Royale: Elon Musk vs Nick Cannon [OC]")
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Dude had 8 kids in 3 years?
Locked up during Covid with nothing else to do?
What are the purple and green circles on the chart representing?
Has the Muskrat knocked up Stephen Miller’s wife yet?
You should add Anthony Edwards
“Beautiful” has long since departed, “data” is hanging on by a thread, so all that will be left is the “is”
Elon needs to bump up his numbers
Most of Elon’s don’t count though?
The International Agreement on Breeding, Racing and Wagering
Article 12
3.1
>Any Foal resulting from or produced by the processes of Artificial Insemination, Embryo Transfer or Transplant, Cloning or any other form of genetic manipulation not herein specified, shall not be eligible for recording in a Thoroughbred Stud Book approved by the International Stud Book Committee.
https://www.ifhaonline.org/default.asp?section=IABRWtest&area=2
I have 3 kids and for the fucking life of me I cannot imagine wanting more. The 3rd one was an oopsy, I was totally fine with just 2.
I suppose the difference between me and these fuckbois is that I am involved in my kids’ life and it keeps me so damn busy I have nothing more for more kids.
How much spare time do you have? Because it might be too much.
They want a legacy. And they can financially support many kids.
I think we are just jealous. Yeah he probably can’t be an effective father to that many kids, but many kids don’t have a father. Financial comfort + a mother is perfectly fine honestly. I only had a mother and I had 0 financial comfort.
How many kids can a man with a full time job support/meaningfully parent?
He’s spreading the spectrum disorder like Genghis Khan.
Shaun Alexander had his 14th kids this week !! All with the same woman
Add Tyreek Hill. He’s a promising latecomer to this competition.
Just for the fun of it let’s throw in Tyreek Hill
Philip Michael Thomas has 12
This Reddit should be called sigma data, for both the math factor and the memes
Seems like any Schmoe could leave those numbers in the dust. Almost like these guys aren’t really serious. And then there’s the late Epstein, who if I’m not mistaken died still stuck at 0. He invested many millions in his NM baby ranch and came up empty.
The dots themselves, yes. But each year dot also corresponds to a number on the Y-axis. So most of these are 0 kid dots.
This is a quality shitpost. +1
A basic line graph showing two assholes’ kids: beautiful, a work of art.
On a baby per dollar basis Nick is absolutely trouncing Elon.
Is that a word people use instead of breeding fetishist