
Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize. US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/oct/09/norway-braces-for-trumps-reaction-if-he-does-not-win-nobel-peace-prize
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Winter is coming.
We don’t take this clown seriously
I really wanted to say that’s a bit of a reach, but knowing the man……
The trick is to explain to him, with crayons and short words, that all his Amazing! Peace work this year is only relevant for next year’s prize, the deadline for this one was in January before he saved the entire world seven times, so just you wait for 2026!
And then hope for a cholesterol or Epstein induced collapse within twelve months.
If? You mean when.
That manchild is the polar opposite of Norwegian ideals and principles. The day he wins, is the day the Nobel price loses all meaning and impact.
who cam deny this man the peace prize?
if the peace nobelprice is given to that yellow clown,,,that must be the last one ever
Would expect nothing less from the actual man-child.
The most upsetting part is that people would STILL take him seriously.
Damn his cock must be tiny…
Maybe y’all could organize to send him an engraved gold medal that says “Nobel Prize in Being a Special Boy?”
Please give it to Biden or Obama only to fuck with him
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The biggest Toffelhelt prize is almost certain, however.
Norway must stay strong. Trump can’t learn anything, but Trump is showing multiple signs of imminent mortality and whoever follows him must learn that bullies get the finger, not appeasement.
do you actually believe this
Norway doesnt care.
He may fall on the ground, scream and beat the floor like the toddler he is.
Cool. Fuck him.
You got to give him credit, he did stop the war between Azerbaijan and Albania, which has devastated the region for over a thousand years.
I hate living here. (US)
Trump should nuke Norway for not giving him a peace prize. It will be pinnacle of our current epoch.
He’s also gonna deport everyone in Fargo.
If anyone worries about this they are stupid. There is nothing trump can do to us that we cant afford to ride out.
I don’t think it’s accurate to say Norway is bracing… I’ve barely heard any such discussion of it, and I read a lot of news.
Maybe we should reconsider the interest on the US national debt. They owe us quite a bit of money. Their interest payments almost cover our free healthcare, but I’m sure we could turn it up.
Dear Norway,
As an American please don’t give this clown the Nobel Peace Prize. He has declared war on his own country. And, he’s a clown. Give it to Greta or someone deserving.
Just say him he should fuck himself with his tiny rotten hands. We wait for him in Stockholm, he can come with his bombs if he dares!
It will be much funnier to give it to musk or jdvance 😂😂
Just keep stringing him along until he’s no longer in power, then tell him to fuck off while laughing at him.
analysts say a lot of poppycock
The real winner should be Hunter Biden! Without him there wouldn’t be any kind of war!❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️🤣
I live in Chicago. Norway was the first country outside the US I ever visited. Please don’t give it to this nazi asshole.
I would like to apologize for our current embarrassment of elected officials
Also if giving the big orange man child a prize will help to benefit your country in any way do it. Use it to get as much from him that you can, everyone will know he was twisting your arm to get it and you were just avoiding the tantrum of a child
While not realistic, I just hope they give it to Thunberg tomorrow. Trump will no doubt suffer an aneurysm, and be unable to invent some form of retaliation.
Doing that would be selling out our Scandinavian (in this instance Danish and Greenlandic) allies like crazy. It’s unheard of.
If he continues to broker and enforce sustainable peace in the other hand, well that’s a different story for the future.
I’m rooting for USAID