Boss: Show the new guy how things work around here.

Even better when you had interview with someone who was never at that place of work, and has only scripted answers for you, which, as you eventually find out, can be far from truth.

Interviewer: monthly schedules!

Manager: I need to wait for someone above to calculate how many hours I can distribute between all of you. Which usually happens late Friday or early Saturday. Oh, and it only includes next week, so stay tuned.