UK is ‘running out of ghosts’ as old spirits dying off, paranormal expert says
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/uk-running-out-ghosts-old-32900960
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UK is ‘running out of ghosts’ as old spirits dying off, paranormal expert says
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/uk-running-out-ghosts-old-32900960
Posted by Fox_9810
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That’s austerity for you.
I think I speak for everyone, when I say, what a load of shite.
Says a lot about the current state of the economy when even the ghosts can’t be arsed.
World is running out of ghosts, miracles, fairies etc since everyone have a video recording phone handy.
I’m slightly worried about what plans he might have to rectify this problem.
They want to bring in all the illegal ghosts
I ain’t afraid of no ghost.
Broken Britain
I blame Brexit.
He says the ghosts might be rechargeable. They’re probably converting from lightning to USB-C cables and there’s a shortage because of global events.
First our pints are being under-poured, now we’re running out of spirits!
We just don’t have enough horrific deaths per year to keep our ghost supply topped up! Think of the ghost tour industry!
When this expert says “dying off” what exactly does this mean, is it like a do-over or whatever it’s called?
Posts such as this are why I still use Reddit haha
Someone dies and becomes a ghost and then dies again. Will people stop dying over and over again.
Its the migrant ghostbusters, busting our ghosts, of course.
>”So far I’ve had almost 800 replies and even some supposedly highly haunted places like Conisbrough Castle in South Yorkshire, the Ettington Park Hotel in Stratford said to be one of the most haunted hotels in the UK and Fortnum and Mason in Piccadilly, say they haven’t experienced anything in the last few years.”
Not since smartphone cameras have been around at least
Let me guess, millennials are killing off the ghost industry.
I had a person say to me in a completely serious way that “there are people across the world that can see what others are doing and heal them”
Yikes! How prevalent are such beliefs?
Call in Derek!!!!
He may be dead, but he can help summon them
Right, if there’s anyone on here thinking of posting to r/rickygervais, we’ve done this!
Maybe Rishi could tempt them back with a Spectral Triple Lock Plus.
He could also conjure up unspecified sums of money for 100,000 phantom apprenticeships.
Ever since borley rectory burnt down the trades slowly been dying off
OK guys. I’ll take one for the team and start making new ghosts- why are you all backing away from me?
WELL, thats not what I herd!! I herd that on the small boats chock full of foreneers, that they r also bringing there own ghosts with them!
Honest to god British ghosts going the same way as the red squerrel, sad!
Ingerland is jus not the same anymore, not lik when i was young in the 1950s, them days a ghost could proper make u shit the bed!
Fucking hell, even those those don’t believe in the in the Bible;
Ecclesiastes 9:5
Dead know nothing at all.
Those who believe in science know that ghosts are a pile bullshit.
After 14 years of tory rule, they’ve even destroyed the ghost community.
Maybe Ghosts BBC have it accurate and they do get sucked off!
Or maybe they just never actually existed. We shall never know. Or will we….
Translation: less people believe in this bullshit therefore it’s losing any traction it had before.
Running out of ghosts,.as cameras are ubiquitous in just about every home, shop, museum etc.. Funny that.
I’m sure there will be loads more added with the current state of the NHS
Well if ghosts can die, surely that means there can be ghosts of ghosts?
This sounds like something Karl Pilkington would bring up on the podcasts
Maybe he just looked in the wrong places.
Modern ghosts maybe just hang out in different places these days.
Instead of old stately homes, hospitals and old asylums has he checked out cinemas, Disneyland or Starbucks?
This is serious. Rent is so high that people are scaring ghosts away in order to live in well known cheap haunted houses.
With all the teenage stabbings, there should be lots of new young ghosts around. Maybe they’re all watchingTikTok and sending SnapChat photos and ghostly dick pics. Lazy fucking ghost kids can’t even be bothered haunting properly!
Maybe it’s like fairies, when you stop believing they die.
Probably because all the ghosts nowadays are on their bloody ghost smartphones, not like the ghosts of old, just living (or rather not) in the moment