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  1. Rough-Improvement-24 on

    Ah yes. Is this just to make it seem like the government is doing something while doing nothing at the same time?

  2. BakingWithTheory on

    The main issue in my opinion is that when Malta finds good skilled resources the government should then create laws and an environment to allow them to settle down and stay. Most good resources leave the island after a few years, this turnover represents a big loss for skill but also of investment as some of these resources received training. When they go to the Netherlands or Germany they have better opportunities to settle down, buy properties, a clear plan for citizenship, etc.

  3. Should help with better integration, hopefully it will not me a checkbox that can be ticked with money.

  4. Easy peasy, I already know the rules:

    -Drive on a one-way street in the wrong direction and shout at everybody else, don’t forget about honking
    -When approaching a sharp turn or a crossroad, prefer honking over slowing down
    -Park specifically on any yellow line you see, preferably in front of someone’s garage
    -On the other hand, if you have a garage, put a “garage in use 24/7 tow zone” sign on it even if you haven’t used it for 20 years
    -No waking if you can drive. This includes going to the toilet.
    -If you have to walk, though, try to cross as many highways in as dangerous places as possible
    -Trees kill drunk drivers and need to be cut down
    -Complain about traffic but buy a car for you, your partner, your kid, your toddler, your cat and one more to spare
    -If you dine out, the appropriate tip to give to your waiter is “gow bek tu jor kantri”
    -The two official languages of the Maltese Islands are Malti and Inglix. The latter is mostly mutually intelligible with English
    -Always have a bag of gravel in your trunk in case you happen to see a patch of grass

    Can I get my citizenship now?