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  1. He was jailed for 12 weeks for prolific shoplifting. He was already serving a 52 week jail sentence for a separate incident

  2. Dude’s gonna starve to death or be reduced to doing the daily shop at those newsagents that sell vapes and fix phones.

  3. It’s funny how you can see with the way they worded his behaviour order, that he must return items selected before leaving, if ordered to leave immediately by store staff! 😅

    I bet someone has ended up with more free stuff through that way before, until they closed the loophole!

  4. Obviously this is impossible to enforce real time, even with CCTV and (lol) AI.

    We’re not capable of ‘Demolition Man’ real-time fines or arrest yet. Likely will never will be.

    Even with that distinctive nose he’s got.

    He can wear a beanie or grow a moustache or beard or a million other things.

    BUT, what they should do is tag him and then retrospectively bust him for any infringements.

  5. I feel bad for the 3 shops he *isn’t* banned from. He’ll strip them bare, then come back for all the copper pipes and wires.

  6. Innocuouscompany on

    Saw a guy walk out of Tesco with about £500 worth of Lego unchallenged last Sunday. Apparently he’s well known.

    So I’m not sure how you get banned

  7. Double_Collection155 on

    Just curious but how will he able to survive without being allowed in shops? Lets say he changes his ways and decides to play fair, what would his options be? Perhaps he could get delivery to his home but that costs a lot more, or maybe get a friend to do his shopping for him? Or just buy from corner shops for the rest of his life?

  8. Hollywood-is-DOA on

    Just wait until he’s band from everything that Mike Ashley owns and then he can’t buy anything at all or enter any high street shop.

  9. i can think of a solution that will stop him shoplifting – i believe saudi arabia has trialled it to some excellent results?

    sadly, UK politicians and lawyers will wring their hands and insist that it cannot be done, and insist that you cannot just fix things like that