Hair on the head says a lot about political orientation

At today’s lunch at Golob, I noticed that there is a relatively large correlation between where the hair on the head of the customer and the direction of the customer are.

I would like to point out that, of course, it is largely a silly post and a joke, so that no one will be offended by their great leader. The purpose of the post is only to highlight the obvious correlation and not to insult the absence or presence of hair and hair in individual politicians. But it is still noticeable that it is a typical appearance in terms of political orientation.

On the far left (or the alternative left, so as not to offend the Pirates), there is a characteristic mustache and beard. So you must be quite hairy. Miha K. is already so extreme that he is becoming a little bald according to the horseshoe theory. Pirates are very alternative in certain matters, a little less so in others, so they can cut out a bit. Then on the left we have a mustache and goatee – Levica (Luka M.), Vesna (Uroš M.), i.e. some more moderate facial hair. Then we have a shaved left center and center. Han, Golob, Prebelič, Šarec, and Karl E. are also there (but there is no pay for the logo, and it is not relevant enough to waste time). All have hair and are carefully shaved. The truth is that they are a fake center, but it seems that their extreme left and right opinions cancel each other out, and Zoran S. then has a rather centrist appearance.

Towards the right middle, of course, they continue to be shaved, but the hair on the head starts to disappear. Logar still has some medium hair, he is still quite moderate, but of course shaved. NSi (Jernej V.) already has a little less hair (although a little beard indicates an extreme in Catholicism – theologian). SDS, of course, is the first party in Slovenia. Then, towards the extreme, the beard begins to appear again in the absence of hair. Lose (at the link) when he was minimally relevant, he had just the right look for his political orientation, since he shaved more he is of course irrelevant. Of course, Jelinčič dominates with his appearance.

Within the parties there are, of course, certain ones who deviate, perhaps that is also why they are not or they will not be at the head of the party. If the Left had known this theory earlier, they would naturally have suspected Vatovec’s leftism. Tonin had hair, so he was too centrist (of course also a beard, because the Catholic extremism comes to the fore from time to time). SDS could also suspect Logar because he has a little too much hair for the party’s forehead. Grims is already more and more exemplary, even if he is missing a mustache (no, this is not a Nazi joke, although they are now allowed). In Svoboda, I would also be a bit careful with Boštjančič, because he seems to be a bit extreme with his beard. On the right, if you are not bald, you must at least have a slightly messy haircut (Rupar, Hojs). Even a cap or cap is useful in extreme cases (Kordiš, A. Šiško).