My boss wanted us to go into the office for a meeting. I said nah, she insisted, I said ok.
I’m not going.
BritishPoppy2009 on
Hang out at the Library, National Gallery or a massive shopping centre. Take a book and a big water bottle
Agreeable_Grape_8083 on
*cries in 40 weeks pregnant*
chm999 on
aircon, wet tshirt, ice cold water and blinds closed. stay as safe as possible in this weather, coming from someone in a fire prone area lol
CheshBreaks on
Aircon, nudity, bottle of spirits and a WHOLE LOTTA ICE
ActinomycetaceaeGlum on
Curtains. Drink water. Get things done early in the day before it gets hot if you can.
Libraries and other air conditioned places are useful spaces.
katarina-stratford on
Cardboard any windows that don’t have curtains, if you have external blinds close those as well as curtains
jefffff34 on
Everyone else can work from home, but teachers have to go in, when there aren’t kids there. Moronic.
kindcroc on
My work has had broken aircon since November and managers still want us to work…..
Excellent-Quail2802 on
Corporates. Are we all working from home tomorrow? Genuinely asking. I don’t know if to brave it in if no one is going to be there.
swishiness on
Stop using Accuweather – despite the name, whatever model they use for the Melbourne area is often way off. It’s not BOM data.
WillyWeather, Windy or even the BOM app are all better options.
15 day forecast is misleading too, the confidence in the predictions that far out is so low that it’s not particularly useful. Especially with a model that is garbage for here to begin with.
AILovable on
Get a better weather app. You’ll feel slightly cooler.
Edit: This is for Northcote, though the predictions for tomorrow have been fluctuating.
Ollieeddmill on
Stay inside, keep house dark (blinds drawn), block doors with towels (like in winter), drink water and apple juice (need electrolytes), add extra salt to food to replace what is lost by sweating, keep air con on, use fans.
If you don’t have air con then keep your fans on, put your feet in a bucket of cold water, put wet washcloths in the freezer for 30 minutes and put them on your neck.
Ill_Football9443 on
~~change your clocks, change your smoke alarm batteries~~ nah, wrong one.
Topping up the water for the birds with fresh, cool water? Spray your A/C’s compressor. It’ll improve performance and draw less power.
Flimsy_Ground_7918 on
Brunswick Baths are staying open until 11pm tomorrow. Check your local pool’s social media, other councils might be doing the same.
Old_Treacle7931 on
My partners wanky boss has him doing landscaping all day :/
unusedtruth on
The first tip is to use a weather app that’s actually accurate. Accu Weather is not accurate in Australia. Use BoM.
LopsidedImprovement on
While it’s gonna be hot, I’d encourage people to use BOM, Weatherzone or WillyWeather if you’re posting about Melbourne weather. AccuWeather is based overseas and its data is often wrong
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Aircon, nudity, mostly aircon
Here’s one I made earlier for an overseas friend. https://medium.com/@vix/how-to-heat-4e027d81835a
But also, cook in advance for tomorrow.
My boss wanted us to go into the office for a meeting. I said nah, she insisted, I said ok.
I’m not going.
Hang out at the Library, National Gallery or a massive shopping centre. Take a book and a big water bottle
*cries in 40 weeks pregnant*
aircon, wet tshirt, ice cold water and blinds closed. stay as safe as possible in this weather, coming from someone in a fire prone area lol
Aircon, nudity, bottle of spirits and a WHOLE LOTTA ICE
Curtains. Drink water. Get things done early in the day before it gets hot if you can.
Libraries and other air conditioned places are useful spaces.
Cardboard any windows that don’t have curtains, if you have external blinds close those as well as curtains
Everyone else can work from home, but teachers have to go in, when there aren’t kids there. Moronic.
My work has had broken aircon since November and managers still want us to work…..
Corporates. Are we all working from home tomorrow? Genuinely asking. I don’t know if to brave it in if no one is going to be there.
Stop using Accuweather – despite the name, whatever model they use for the Melbourne area is often way off. It’s not BOM data.
WillyWeather, Windy or even the BOM app are all better options.
15 day forecast is misleading too, the confidence in the predictions that far out is so low that it’s not particularly useful. Especially with a model that is garbage for here to begin with.
Get a better weather app. You’ll feel slightly cooler.
https://preview.redd.it/ovoemy4fslfg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43653e3ac097ccbae65704335ee178d8dbf52bba
My husband’s workplace has told them to work from home unless absolutely necessary as their systems won’t handle the heat
Blankets over the windows. You can tack them in up the top and down the bottom of the window frame and the landlord will never know.
Put a wet towel over your clothes horse and the put a fan in front of that for bogan evaporative cooling
Soak your feet in a bucket of cold water if you start overheating.
Worst case, go sit at the shopping centre, library or club to stay cool.
Archspire just HAD to be on one of the hottest days of my life, going to be dying in that pit bro
Reach out to that mate with a pool to innocently ask them what they’re up to?
That’s looking brutal.
https://preview.redd.it/jgxcg6obtlfg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbd8c12a6fdc2b0d24536adedf533b88cd63e609
Edit: This is for Northcote, though the predictions for tomorrow have been fluctuating.
Stay inside, keep house dark (blinds drawn), block doors with towels (like in winter), drink water and apple juice (need electrolytes), add extra salt to food to replace what is lost by sweating, keep air con on, use fans.
If you don’t have air con then keep your fans on, put your feet in a bucket of cold water, put wet washcloths in the freezer for 30 minutes and put them on your neck.
~~change your clocks, change your smoke alarm batteries~~ nah, wrong one.
Topping up the water for the birds with fresh, cool water? Spray your A/C’s compressor. It’ll improve performance and draw less power.
Brunswick Baths are staying open until 11pm tomorrow. Check your local pool’s social media, other councils might be doing the same.
My partners wanky boss has him doing landscaping all day :/
The first tip is to use a weather app that’s actually accurate. Accu Weather is not accurate in Australia. Use BoM.
While it’s gonna be hot, I’d encourage people to use BOM, Weatherzone or WillyWeather if you’re posting about Melbourne weather. AccuWeather is based overseas and its data is often wrong