Outside Brighton Woolies. Did they teleport in? Go to the sidewalk then hit a nitro boost into the phone booth and bin? I have absolutely zero idea.
Posted by Away-Organization166
Outside Brighton Woolies. Did they teleport in? Go to the sidewalk then hit a nitro boost into the phone booth and bin? I have absolutely zero idea.
Posted by Away-Organization166
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Pure incompetence
You can’t park there mate.
When it hit the curb it jumped up and hit the bench an bin then the force lifted the back and got it wedged.
Looks like Hampton
BRMMMM, THUMP, SCREECH, THUMP.
The Fast and the Furious: Brighton Drift
He was off to Specsavers for a bull billed eye test
Was parked and got rammed by a speeding car.
They’ve just come back from a holiday in Paris and are trying out the French method of parallel parking. It didn’t work out.
Driver is a massive Dirk Gently fan. This is combining Zen navigation with the sofa stuck in the staircase
Tried to recreate the opening scene of Baby Driver but picked the wrong generation of WRX
They’ve hit the tree with the front left, and the back has swung around into the wall
Ice
Borrowed car, went too fast, stopped, ran.
Look, I get it. It’s hard to find a spot out front of Woolies! He’ll be in and out, two seconds!
He’s just waiting for a mate
I’m just going to say never underestimate what can be achieved when you give a driving moron too much engine.
Kansai durifuto
Just waiting for a mate.
The car was parked there, and then the shops and the bin ran into it
Slid in Ace Ventura style
Bogun speed maybe while on phone
Losing control of a standard WRX is actually impressive
That car is now living in Hampton. The sign says so.
That looks like a Subaru Wrecked.
That’ll buff out.
Obviously they either lifted it in via crane or they built the car from the grounds up.
I hope someone finally saw the opportunity to say ‘Can’t park there mate’
Car looks to have crashed
[Think it was this bloke](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IGiQOCX9UbM&pp=ygUYYXVzdGluIHBvd2VycyBjYXJ0IHN0dWNr)
Hit the pole the kinetic energy spun the car around the pole and the car stopped when it hit the building. Just my guess
Hampton St, Hampton, not Brighton
That’s Hampton not Brighton.
BTW in Australia, the things you walk on… called footpaths
CaNt PaRk dEr mAtE hehehehe
Happened at 5 this morning, apparently it was two youngish kids who were hooning